Amy Winehouse Gets Gussied Up, Spits
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Amy Winehouse put on her Sunday best for a visit to her degenerate husband in the pokey on Tuesday. And she continued wearing her Sunday best even after crawling under a fence in the rain, and then for a impromptu club performance, and then for a late-night dinner, and also for that five a.m. convenience store jaunt/loogie-launch at her fans. Hey, that’s why they say “dress for success, right?” The Daily Mail says
The Rehab star unexpectedly took to the stage for an impromptu performance at the Jazz After Dark club in Greek Street. She then went to Balans restaurant in Old Compton Street, where she stayed until the early morning. Wearing the same clothes [she wore the previous day to visit husband Blake Fielder-Civil in prison], she again stopped off at a local store for a quick sugar fix [and] spat at a waiting pack of photographers and fans.
I knew this guy who would wear the same damn shirt for days in a row, even if he’d tussled with a mud puddle or dumped his lunch in his lap and started to smell like cheese. Trust me, there was no arguing with the bastard. He also routinely crapped his own pants and would scream unintelligibly at the slightest provocation, like if a housefly buzzed him or I took the battery out of his mouth. Because he was two. Even so, he still had twice the decorum and savoir faire of Amy Winehouse. He at least had the good sense to pick all the crust out of his nose before he hit the town.
Amy’s two day adventures, in chronological order:
UPDATE: Now with shocking crotch and prehistoric lumber!
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
agita
Gee Abby, not nice to put down your father like that
Dec 6th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I don’t know, I’m really starting to like this stupid bitch. She seems to be a true rocker. I still would love to fix that fucking gap in between her teeth. I’d tell her she needs to see a dentist, but I don’t think she has any idea what that is…….
Dec 6th, 2007
abby
She should just stuff a crack rock in that gap. That way, everybody wins!
Dec 6th, 2007
Italian Stallion
That would be a waste of some good crack. I was thinking spackle (sp)…….
Dec 6th, 2007
Dragulf
and I thought looking at a nasty picture of Brit-Brit daily would scar my eyes. Winohouse is hurrying the process…
Dec 6th, 2007
RichPort
If she’s not classy, I’m not alive…
~~signed, the spirit of RichPort
Dec 6th, 2007
p0nk
“I hear the train a comin’,it’s rolling round the bend and I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when…”
Dec 6th, 2007
Not famous
I guess for today’s celebrity, the formula for success doesn’t involve actual talent. All you need to do is wear a whacked out bouffant or shave your head, become addicted to heroin and/or coke and strive to look like the walking dead. Setting the bar high, indeed.
Dec 6th, 2007
open mouth jones
I know I keep saying ‘herpes is the gift that keeps on giving’, but maybe coke nose is the new gift that keeps on giving? I mean, if she couldn’t find any in her bee-hive or cleavage, there’s some hanging right there, and in such a handy location!
God bless coke nose!
Dec 6th, 2007
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