Dec 7, 2007

Jessica Sierra, Porn Star

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“American Idol” castoff Jessica Sierra has almost doubled her fifteen minutes of fame with the following brilliant three-step1 plan:

1. Get arrested (preferrably multiple times, but at least once will do)

2. Propostion the arresting officers with blowjobs and/or vomit in the jail cell

3. Mass release low quality porn tape

And there you have it — fifteen more minutes! It’s as simple as that! Tony Robbins can suck it. TMZ reports

Just when Jessica Sierra, [who is currently] facing eleven years in prison [stemming from her second arrest last week], learned that a major porn company had obtained a sex tape featuring [her] — and they’re preparing to distribute it.

The many screen shots from the tape show [Jessica] in various sexual poses in what looks like a cheap hotel room. Sources [say] that the video will be released before the end of the year.

Or you could just camp out with a pair of binoculars at a truck stop on I-40 and wait for the lot lizards to start working their magic. It doesn’t cost you a dime, and it’s a hell of a lot less embarrassing than actually owning a Jessica Sierra sex tape. Now if you don’t live near a major interstate, simply locate your nearest homeless shelter and set up shop in a bathroom stall. Then you just wait for the good times to roll!

Suprisingly, my google search did not reveal one single HQ picture of Jessica Sierra. It did, however, yield a picture of her grandparents holding up a sign telling you to vote for her. Looks like the joke’s on you, Grandma! You must be so proud.

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1Overdosing at a Motel Six parking lot is optional but not required and therefore not included in Jessica’s three-step plan.

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13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPortNo Gravatar

    Smoking in the tub? That’s a waste of a good cigarette.

    Dec 7th, 2007

  2. Italian StallionNo Gravatar

    I bet she still can’t wash the dirty off…………..

    Dec 7th, 2007

  3. p0nkNo Gravatar

    American Idol producers’ sex lives are really gonna tank after this.

    Dec 7th, 2007

  4. supesNo Gravatar

    Where’s the uncensored pic? I know she’s gross but when there’s boob exposed I just have to look.

    Dec 7th, 2007

  5. nojustnoNo Gravatar

    Who?…and why don’t these “famous” people have any respect for the themselves?

    Dec 7th, 2007

  6. agitaNo Gravatar

    Talk about tanked.

    Dec 9th, 2007

  7. phil poopNo Gravatar

    That little tit looks sad and lost amongst the other folds :(

    Dec 9th, 2007

  8. RichPortNo Gravatar

    I agree, she’s got more folds than an origami crane.

    Dec 10th, 2007

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    Jan 15th, 2008

  10. JESSICA SIERRA SEX TAPENo Gravatar

    Jessica Sierra first became known to the public when she was the third contestant to be eliminated from American Idol in 2005. Since her American Idol flunk out she has been in trouble with the law and been to jail many times for drugs, fighting, peeing in public and offering a bribe to a police office to blow him if he forgot the whole thing. LOL! The very nasty sex tape takes place at a nice little Motel 6 with 2 other black men and a woman that looks just like Paula Abdul. The flick is pretty damn long and good quality as they all go at each other like rabbits in heat!

    DISCOUNT ON FULL UNCUT TAPE @ http://www.jessicasierra.net

    ENJOY!

    Jan 28th, 2008

  11. A Porn StarNo Gravatar

    porn star movies

    A Porn Star
    http://www.a-porn-star.com

    Mar 17th, 2008

  12. wowmanNo Gravatar

    From what i have seen all the tapes are listed at the site below. I am pretty impressed these tapes have been released so fast.

    http://www.officialsextapes.com/female-tapes.php

    She is sexy though

    Apr 7th, 2008

  13. connieNo Gravatar

    jessica

    my advice to you is. Take example from your sister. Her mother is also dead,yes?
    Get thw hell out of california, and never look back/ Get a normal job
    like the rest of us, and you will be happy.
    Connie

    Jul 7th, 2008

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