Paris Sucks
Tags: Paris Hilton

Just in time for the holidays — it’s Pork Me Paris! She sucks, she blows, she gobbles just like a real whore! Bend her over for hours of late-night fun! Real life Pork Me Paris comes with video camera attachment and your choice of herpes, gonorrhea, or pelvic inflammatory disease. Degrade her, invade her, never let her go! Condoms and antibiotics sold separately.
More of Paris shopping at Kitson on Sunday:

11 Comments, Comment or Ping
agita
I’m assuming panties are not included?
Dec 7th, 2007
RichPort
That’s an excellent collection of jewel encrusted cock rings there.
Dec 7th, 2007
abby
Zovirax and bleach come in the “stocking stuffer” package.
Dec 7th, 2007
Italian Stallion
What? No valtrex? I’ma save my money then……….
Dec 7th, 2007
RichPort
Stallion, they give a free sample with every perfume purchase… and a t shirt.
Dec 7th, 2007
nojustno
All I want for Xmas is bullets so I change this worthless whore in her ugly head.
Dec 7th, 2007
nojustno
shoot I meant shoot where did change come from haha
Dec 7th, 2007
Italian Stallion
TSFSRT RichaRico, I remeber it all to well. Shit fucking sucked………
http://spankcheeks.blogspot.com/2006/12/stallions-paparazzi-phone.html
Dec 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I remembered it also…….
Sofa King We Todd It………..
Dec 8th, 2007
Chief Gadly
I have SEEN the porno flick, my brothers!!! And Lo, she doth suck… BADLY…
Dec 10th, 2007
herpes
you are talking about the herpes? Maybe STDromance.com can be a good place to find the hot topic about it
Jan 19th, 2008
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