Britney Robs Local Gas Station
Tags: Britney Spears, steal
Britney Spears decided to take a break from her busy day of driving around aimlessly and slurping frappuccinos to steal a disposable lighter from a gas station Saturday night. TMZ
The popwreck spent most of her day driving the paparazzi around in circles. When she decided to stop at a Van Nuys gas station for some gum, she doubled back for a lighter — and just snatched it off a display. We’d like to say Britney “forgot” to pay for it, but then she turned to the cameras and yelled, “I stole something. Oh, I’m bad. Ohhhhh!”
I guess the sense of shame and the sense of entitlement are mutually exclusive. Probably because shame might interfere with that donut-sniffin’ sense so envied by the locals. I hear Britney can sniff out chocolate eclair from a distance of fifty meters and that she once wrestled a dozen cruellers with her bare hands. She’s like the Paul Bunyan of Malibu. Only not quite so petite and refined. Think “Paul Bunyan’s ox.” She’s practically a living legend!
See the video here.
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9 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
If she wasn’t barefoot, I ain’t interested.
Dec 10th, 2007
abby
What about panties, then? What if she didn’t have panties?
Dec 10th, 2007
p0nk
this girl just oozes intelligence… oh wait, intelligence has a different smell.
Dec 10th, 2007
RichPort
We’d see the singe marks on her pants crotch, abby.
Dec 10th, 2007
cruising4c@work
Any word on where I can get a shirt like that?
Dec 10th, 2007
RichPort
C4C@W, I have plenty of them in my bedroom. But you may walk out with a limp… and a pair of Maolo Blahniks.
Dec 10th, 2007
CruisingforCock
RichPort, Seems like an even trade. I fell down the steps the other night so be gentle, my ass hurts. Wait, what? Forget I said that gentle shit.
Dec 10th, 2007
agita
Hamhocks clipping a Bic, piggy does three hoof discount..doesn’t everyone, y’all?
Dec 11th, 2007
bionic bunny
ah, yes, she’s a true american princess, that one.
Dec 11th, 2007
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