Star magazine is claiming that sobriety poster girl Lindsay Lohan has been banned from yet another (remember the Mondrian?) swanky hotel — the Shutters on the Beach Hotel in Santa Monica — after a three-day stint with snowboarding douche Riley Giles left a room in less than pristine condition. Hotel Chatter says

“Staffers went into clean and were shocked,” says the source. “It was a pigpen. There was filth everywhere and the room stank of cigarette smoke. There was also a bloody syringe that someone left lying on the bedside table on a room service tray. Hotel security photographed it before calling someone to remove it because it was considered hazardous waste.” The hotel also had to call in a professional cleaning crew to clean up the mess that Lohan made. The last word in all of this is that Shutters has blacklisted her.

Lindsay was hysterical when she found out that she’d been blacklisted, until her agent gently explained that “blacklisted” didn’t mean “no more sex with black guys.” Then she wiped her eyes and sniffed, “Really? Oh, thank God!” and made what I thought was the sign of the cross. Her agent later told me it was just a recap of all the places she’d let you stick your wiener, which explained the tongue-in-cheek sign for blowjob at the end. Catholics!

Lindsay leaving the Coffee Bean in L.A. on the seventh:

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