Dec 10, 2007
The Spawn of Bruce and Demi Alights
Tags: rumer willils
Oh, God. Where to even start? It’s like taking candy from a baby. An ugly, big-headed baby with tits. Well, there’s no arguing that Rumer Willis garnered the worst of both of her parents’ genes. Her parents of course being Sloth from Goonies and Hydrocephalus. I bet that makes for one hell of an interesting family tree tuber! It ought to be easy to trace your roots when you sprout underground.
More of Rumer at the premiere of “O, The Water Horse” in Hollywood:
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
wrong career move for rumer. She should have teamed up with Brooke Hogan and gone into WWE.
Dec 10th, 2007
RichPort
I bet when they paid for that computer generated composite of what Rumer might look like, they had no idea it would be exactly like this. So sad. She makes Brooke Hogan look delicious in comparison. Yea, I said it.
Dec 10th, 2007
RichPort
No fucking way p0nk… how the fuck did we do that..?
Dec 10th, 2007
Sorceressss
This is the one time I would advocate plastic surgery…. a lot of it.
Dec 10th, 2007
p0nk
’shine’ at 12:14
Dec 10th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I know his parents have a lot of money, but why would they buy their son titties? That boys gonna be made fun of at school……….
Dec 10th, 2007
RichPort
They actually took her mothers face and stuck it on her father’s head. I wonder how many times a day she has to shave.
Dec 10th, 2007
RebelBoy
A white HERMAN MUNSTER with TITS!
Dec 10th, 2007
p0nk
…and Owen Wilson’s nose. wtf?! this girl is definitely cursed.
Dec 10th, 2007
dillthedevil
Definitely a double-bagger. As in, wouldn’t do her without a bag over her head, and an additional bag over mine, just in case hers fell off.
Dec 11th, 2007
agita
Is that Nick Cage’s son again?
Dec 11th, 2007
Steve
And boy was Bruce ever shocked and upset that none of his daughters inherited their mother’s all-natural good looks.
(”What’s this DNA crap, and how do I get my plastic surgeon to fix it?” — Demi Moore)
Dec 11th, 2007
bob noodle cake
who ever reads this is a fat gay trannys ball licking cock sucking mother fucker who raped there chixkens in the rock garden in the middle of japan in october
Jan 3rd, 2008
Amy
Hey that is very ofencive to the tranny/shemale kind! we are a very peaceful kind of people who have both a dick and tits. your just jelous that i have a dick AND tits and you dont!
Jan 7th, 2008
Jildo
Don’t let these people get you down….CHIN up, Rumer!
Here’s a quick tip for you though, never sit in the front row…
May 14th, 2008
Jildo
Movie Role Suggestions:
Mask 2: Bride of Rocky Dennis
or
Pumpkinhead
I’m sure there are plenty of great roles out there for you - Don’t carry the weight of the world on your shoulders!
May 14th, 2008
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