Paris Hilton Nurses Oompa-Loompa
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Paris Hilton is all over the news today for helping an injured midget dressed as an Oompa-Loompa to safety at a South Beach party Saturday night. Wow, Miami! Caligula much? Gatecrasher reports
According to our witness, the unruly crowd shoved performer Robin Sherwood – in full costume and orange makeup – into a metal stage support that sliced open his leg. But only Hilton seemed to notice that Sherwood was in real trouble. “Paris screamed for help and jumped up to move everyone away from him,” says our witness. “She held Robin’s hand and said the sweetest things to keep him calm. She stayed with him until he was safely in the ambulance on his way to the hospital.” Sherwood needed 50 stitches and is recovering at the Versace mansion in South Beach.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you do when a slut pulls down her pants
And exposes the boils that the doctor had to lance
Flops out her tits and bends over quick
Hoping to poison your gullible dick
You must not take the bait here
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you’re not lewd, then you will go far
You will avoid the STD’s, too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Paris leaving the Versace Mansion on Sunday:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
I always wanted to know the words to the Oompa-Loompa song. Thanks Abby!
Dec 11th, 2007
p0nk
those song lyrics put the whole ‘Chocolate Factory’ thing in a completely different light.
Is it just me or does Paris look like she’s ‘wasting’?
Dec 11th, 2007
DiamondSal
She likes the funny humiliating things they do to amuse her.
Dec 11th, 2007
open mouth jones
pOnk, it’s not you, she’s not just ‘wasting’ (herpes is the new wasting disease? who knew?), she’s a bigger waste than even useless britney.
Dec 11th, 2007
bionic bunny
well put, jonesy!
Dec 11th, 2007
nojustno
what’s on the fugly whore’s chin?…crusty come?, herpes?…her talent? and that was nice of her to help out Hayden P.
I am willing to bet the only thing this loser yelled out was MEDIA stat…there is some like ewwwwww…like really ewwww short dude here and he cut his leg…cameras place and make sure you sure get a non existent tits shot.
Dec 12th, 2007
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