This season’s answer to the all the Jesus-ness of “Narnia.” (Pajiba)

Janice Dickinson says she called Tyra fat because she was drunker than unusual. Who hasn’t used that excuse before? (Jossip)

Ever finished by yourself, ladies? Apparently, bikes do it, too. (Timekiller)

Angelina says she doesn’t love Shiloh as much as the other kids. Which means Shiloh probably has a bright future of hardcore porn and drug addiction. (Seriously? OMG)

Madonna tries unsuccessfully to hide her face lift. (Ayyyy!)

Ricky Martin… gay? But what about his penchant for full body waxing and tiny Speedos? (Tasteful Celebs)

Britney showin’ off a little pink — and this time it’s not her flappy beef curtains, I promise. (Evil Beet)

Tom Cruise can barely contain his glee as Will Smith crouches on all fours. (CelebSlam)

Rachel Bilson: the Pamela Anderson antidote. (Websters)

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