Dec 11, 2007
That Dude From Spiderman is High
Tags: James Franco
James Franco, best known1 for his role as Harry Osborn in the Spiderman series, spent a little time with MTV News last week to promote his upcoming movie, mostly by blinking very slowly and deliberately and forgetting the name of his character and how to string words into sentences. There’s a lot of “uhhs” and “umms” and defeated shoulder shrugs and eyes-closed smiling. He’s either just had a lobotomy, or else he’s wearing his magical dick-sucking jeans. You half-expect a hot chick in a convertible to breeze by, then throw it in reverse and say, “Excuse me — are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re wearing?” right before he barfs on the hood and faceplants by the front tire.
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agita
The shirt was distracting dude…bummer
Dec 11th, 2007
Dragulf
Who? NO!
Dec 11th, 2007
abby
Yeah, you know he’s high just from that goddamned shirt alone. It’s like Zack from Saved by the Bell dressed him.
Dec 11th, 2007
p0nk
i had a shirt like that in the 70s…maybe the same one.
Dec 11th, 2007
Emily
Isn’t he also known for breaking Lilo’s heart and thus prompting her to go on a drug-binge at one time? Or was that somebody else?
Dec 11th, 2007
Dianna Trent
Uh…Obviously….uh….Mr.Franco wasn’t…uh…in the mood to do….uh….an interview! He should have….uh…re-scheduled!
Really, Larry from MTV should never have aired this over the ‘net! So embaressing!
BTW, he’s in the loud shirt becuz he’s on set for Finishing the Game, a 1970’s comedy re:Bruce Lee.
Dec 11th, 2007
p0nk
Emily, that description narrows it down to a couple hundred people.
Dec 11th, 2007
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