Dec 12, 2007
Name That Celebrity: Disgusting Hands Edition
Tags: name that celebrity
It’s been a while since we’ve had a good “Name That Celebrity” around here, and I thought today’s mystery celeb hand was a great NTC candidate. It’s not often you find paws that grubby on a celebrity. On a hobo or a rail worker or a charcoal briquette juggler, sure, but not a celebrity. There’s a little something called “soap” that’s all the rage in Hollywood now. Also big in Hollywood: cocaine and anal. But coke and butt sex don’t keep your hands clean, so you can guess in which our mystery celeb indulges.
The big NTC reveal after the jump!
It’s Britney Spears! When isn’t it Britney Spears? Side note: it seems you can get tresses that glorious from an $8.99 do-it-yourself dye job. Who needs Ken Paves when you’ve got Clairol?
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
iheartlasagne
And that’s exactly what she did - an 8.99 do-it-yourself dyejob. As anyone who’s ever dyed their own hair knows, that shit gets all over your hands, despite the craptastic gloves they give you in the box. I’m ashamed to admit I’ve dyed my own hair, but I’m also a broke ass bitch who considers it pretty damn good to have $500 in the bank. This dumb whore can afford the best hairdressers in the land, but this is the best she can do? Fuckin freak.
Dec 12th, 2007
abby
No kidding. God, she’s a fucking idiot.
Dec 12th, 2007
SUPES
Apparently she didn’t realize what those rubber hand shaped things were for. Stupid useless bitch.
Dec 12th, 2007
clin
They say this is how it all started for Howard Hughes ya know.
Dec 12th, 2007
open mouth jones
Dirty = Britney
STD = Paris
Which would you rather be known for?
Dec 12th, 2007
Gweilo
I saw the steering wheel and the mobile phones and immediately thought “Britney”.
Then I saw the filth and thought “Lindsay?”.
Dec 12th, 2007
julie
since she always wear sunglasses, even at night, guess she couldnt see the brown stuff all over her hands. AND… no one told her… she is some good entertainment everyday… makes the rest of us feel like nobel prize winning geniuses compared to her…. on another website it said she didnt show up to her depo today…
Dec 12th, 2007
bionic bunny
lordy, its smeared all over her forehead, too!
odd, i bleach and tint my hair all the time, with and without gloves and NEVER have that problem.
that’s just disgusting.
Dec 12th, 2007
M*Sat
You know that scene in Mommie Dearest when Joan Crawford is in her rose garden in that spectacular ball gown, chopping the heads of all the roses while screaming “Box Office Poison” and covered in dirt and blood?
That’s kind of how I imagine Brit Brit at home.
I can see her, surrounded by half smoked ciggies and tiny dogs in various stages of mange and starvation, rinsing her hair in the bathroom sink, speaking in tongues or something.
Yikes! I scared myself again.
Dec 12th, 2007
TheLostGirl
She’s such a tard. She can afford to go to the best stylists in the world, but instead she opts for a cheap home dye job. WTF!
Dec 12th, 2007
spatz
looks like she dyed her weave in the gas station bathroom. again!
Dec 12th, 2007
abby
Maybe she’s in the witness protection program.
Dec 12th, 2007
agita
But even her fugly jacket is covered in filth…I think the dye has finally seeped into her useless brain for good, ewww, it’s even in her ears!
Dec 12th, 2007
doctorphil
Britney Spears is seriously mentally ill. Glad K-Fed has the kids. Hope to God he gets to keep them and all her visits remain supervised. Millions and millions of dollars, and she dyes her own hair and gets it all over her skin everywhere. Every hair coloring comes with gloves in the box along with directions. A 12 year old could have done a better jobat not staining their hands and forehead. Unbelievable.
Dec 12th, 2007
Exyank
I colored my own hair for years and years and never dyed my own hands. Then again, I’m intelligent enough to put on the gloves that come in the hair coloring kit. Britney is apparently not that clever.
Dec 12th, 2007
iheartlasagne
I had a friend who decided to dye her hair really dark once; her hair was naturally dark brown/reddish, and it looked so fucking awful as it grew out. BS’s hair is naturally brownish-blond (I think), so it should look even better! Maybe she’ll just shave it again. God, this chic’s total mental breakdown is so sad, but so damn fun to watch! Unlike most of you, I did get the shit on my hands and face some, but a little shower and scrubbing took care of the problem. Guess we know what BS hasn’t been doing.
Dec 12th, 2007
Aimee
“What is this odd thing in the hair dye box? It looks like a condom for 5 men to use all at once. Well, lucky for me, I don’t use no condoms! I’m just gonna throw it away.”
Dec 13th, 2007
Mitsu
Okay, I dye my own hair, and have been doing so for years, and I’ve never had my hands come out looking like that. Even at times when I had to use the gloves that come in the box, maybe a couple of fingertips got stained, but this?! This is somebody who didn’t even bother to wash their hands with soap afterwards, for one thing. Soap takes that stuff off, you big retard! Now we know that Britney doesn’t know how to wash her hands, not that that’s huge news, but still…gross!
Dec 13th, 2007
jessica
she’s on crack. them are crack hands.
Dec 13th, 2007
Life
Looks like rigamortis to me!!
Dec 13th, 2007
Maya
I can say just: OMG!!!
Dec 15th, 2007
Hate myself for saying it
I knew it was that stupid cum-dumpster before I even clicked the link to comment. Now, if the hands were orange, I would’ve thought is was that other low-rent hooker, Lindsay. We knew it wasn’t Paris because it wasn’t jizz all over her hands. Honestly, you would think that someone who probably spends over a $1000 a month on frappachinos would go to a damn salon. God I can’t wait until she’s broke, like Dave Chapelle said: “They should have never gave you n—-s money!”
Stupid fucking cunt.
Dec 15th, 2007
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