Batman Trailer Leaked Online

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The trailer for the new Batman flick “Dark Knight” has been leaked online, and as of 12:31 EST Warner Brothers hasn’t yanked it from the Daily Zoom, so knock yourselves out. It’s kinda hard to tell exactly what’s going on in the trailer — what with the no sound and bootleg quality and all — but my reporter’s instinct leads me to believe that a lot of shit is blowing up and that also, Batman has a pretty kick-ass bike. My instincts also indicate that Heath Ledger’s Joker must have been in the middle of spirited bout of “World of Warcraft” or maybe reading aloud some of the free verse from his journal when his mom forbade him from going to the Fall Out Boy concert that night. And thus is born one of the most notorious superhero villains in history. Rated PG-13 for violence, language, and overt gayness.

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  1. Heath sounds weird not scary.

  2. Jackie

    Wow, what an incredibly stupid interpretation of Heath’s Joker you made. I was excited to see this already, and now getting a taste of what it’s going to be like I’m more excited. This Joker is a lot darker and more interesting then other movie portrayals I’ve seen so far.

  3. OH, I like Heath as the joker. Looks good. Just sounds weird. Waiting for a high quality clip.

  4. Great find!!! Thanks :) It looks FAR better than I thought, I really want to see it now!

  5. p0nk

    t-anal, did you ever learned to speaka teh English before agreeing to make millions from your own home by posting spam?

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