Have a Piece of Britney Spears

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Britney Spears’ latest video for her new single “Pieces of Me” debuts tonight on “20/20″ on ABC, and the Daily Mail got a taste of the goodness to come:

In the clip the troubled pop star, who wears low rise jeans, a sequined bra and tiny jacket, performs a loosely choreographed dance routine while a group of Britney clones are hounded by photographers. In the video, Spears sings: “I’m Miss American Dream since I was seventeen, don’t matter if I step on the scene or shrink away to the Philippines. They still take pictures of my derriere in the magazine. You wanna a piece of me?” She also complains that constant media attention means every day is “another drama”.

Your Piece of Britney SpearsTM comes with your choice of country ham, pork chops or steak grilled to order, three eggs any style, fried apples, hashbrown casserole, grits, sawmill gravy, homemade buttermilk biscuits, real butter and preserves, and apple butter, just like Meemaw used to make.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. What? No hamhocks?

  2. Outrageous! No pickled pigs feet?

  3. That’s the Country Boy Breakfast at Cracker Barrel.

  4. mmmmm….Cracker Barrel..

  5. She’ll be your waitress very soon

  6. Wow, forget match.com then, why aren’t we all on searchingmillionaire.com?

  7. tinal, that shit is stupid on the Fish and it’s stupid here. I am likings your Englishes. Proof positive that there were drawbacks to letting the Berlin wall fall.

  8. yoNo Gravatar

    Fuck you all! She is gr8. You mother fuckers should all get a life and stop baggin on her’s, i mean, who knows all these food names? You fuckers are fuckin losers. Go fuck off!

  9. yeah brittany is one of my favorite singers……( :…..so fuck yall .yall stupid bitchasses…..

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