Have a Piece of Britney Spears
Tags: Britney Spears, music video
Britney Spears’ latest video for her new single “Pieces of Me” debuts tonight on “20/20″ on ABC, and the Daily Mail got a taste of the goodness to come:
In the clip the troubled pop star, who wears low rise jeans, a sequined bra and tiny jacket, performs a loosely choreographed dance routine while a group of Britney clones are hounded by photographers. In the video, Spears sings: “I’m Miss American Dream since I was seventeen, don’t matter if I step on the scene or shrink away to the Philippines. They still take pictures of my derriere in the magazine. You wanna a piece of me?” She also complains that constant media attention means every day is “another drama”.
Your Piece of Britney SpearsTM comes with your choice of country ham, pork chops or steak grilled to order, three eggs any style, fried apples, hashbrown casserole, grits, sawmill gravy, homemade buttermilk biscuits, real butter and preserves, and apple butter, just like Meemaw used to make.

9 Comments, Comment or Ping
agita
What? No hamhocks?
Dec 14th, 2007
Dragulf
Outrageous! No pickled pigs feet?
Dec 14th, 2007
abby
That’s the Country Boy Breakfast at Cracker Barrel.
Dec 14th, 2007
Ack!
mmmmm….Cracker Barrel..
Dec 15th, 2007
agita
She’ll be your waitress very soon
Dec 15th, 2007
Melissa Maples
Wow, forget match.com then, why aren’t we all on searchingmillionaire.com?
Dec 17th, 2007
RichPort
tinal, that shit is stupid on the Fish and it’s stupid here. I am likings your Englishes. Proof positive that there were drawbacks to letting the Berlin wall fall.
Dec 17th, 2007
yo
Fuck you all! She is gr8. You mother fuckers should all get a life and stop baggin on her’s, i mean, who knows all these food names? You fuckers are fuckin losers. Go fuck off!
Dec 20th, 2007
juju
yeah brittany is one of my favorite singers……( :…..so fuck yall .yall stupid bitchasses…..
Apr 2nd, 2008
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