Paula Abdul’s Tinkle Was Stolen
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An unsuspecting Paula Abdul once had a cup of piss stolen from her. Really, who hasn’t had that happen to them in the past year? If I had a nickel for every jar of piss that somebody swiped from me, well… for starters, you wouldn’t be reading this. Paula tells Contact Music
“I was once at the gynecologist and my doctor said, ‘We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?’ I told him that I’d left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, ‘This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.’ Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it’s a funny story.”
At what point in your life do you find yourself deciding to charge into a gynecologist’s office and shanghai a jar of some leathery old boozebag’s urine? I’m guessing it’s the magnificent crossroads between “offering to suck dick for crack” and “darting in front of a moving bus during rush hour.” Cheer up, though — chances are there’s someone out there who’s still a bigger loser than you are. Like the douche who’s willing to pay for the stolen urine on eBay. You can at least take comfort in the fact that you’re not that guy. Or Paula Abdul.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
They hired him back the next day though.
I’m surprised she is willing to pee in a cup.
Dec 14th, 2007
hehee
this happened over 15 years ago
Dec 14th, 2007
abby
Fifteen years later, still funny.
Dec 14th, 2007
Aerobella
Hum… wonder if the loving fan has the ‘truth’ on her tests and tried to save her?
Dec 15th, 2007
Armando Vanhamersveld
Paula Abdul bikini video online !!
http://paula–abdul.blogspot.com/?id=56656537&s=y
really sexy!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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