Posh Armpit Sausage
Tags: spice girls, Victoria Beckham
Posh, Scary, Tranny, Grumpy and Doc changed outfits a total of eight times during their two-hour performance at London’s O2 Arena on Saturday. But not every costume change went flawlessly — the Daily Mail reveals
Victoria Beckham suffered a “wardrobe malfunction,” spilling out of her tight golden corset and exposing an unattractive lump of flesh just under her right armpit.
So that’s where Cisco Adler’s ballsack went! I’m sure it comes in handy when Posh needs to lob stones at the forehead of a Philistine giant or play double-dutch with the kiddies and they don’t have their ropes. Also makes a great impromptu billy club when a sock full of change isn’t readily available. It’s this season’s Swiss Army knife, only smellier and not as good at opening cans.
Spice Girls at the O2 arena in London on Saturday:
23 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
That’s nothing. Last time I washed my slim fit jeans my crotch rocket breached it’s zippered gateway. I mean seriously, it looked like a cucumber shrink wrapped in a denim ziploc. Suffice to say, the ladies at the senior center reacted with a mixture of feigned horror and eerie lust. The day didn’t turn out so bad actually, and I was assured that most if not all of the women present were well past their child bearing years. I picked grey hairs out of my teeth for hours.
Dec 17th, 2007
p0nk
i thought side boobage was hot – cisco adler’s ballsack on the other hand is so not.
Rich deserves the Nobel for not ‘grinching’ at the old folks home. Seniors need cunnilingus too.
Dec 17th, 2007
agita
That’s the excess fat from the holes in her leg, it’s gotta go somewhere.
Dec 17th, 2007
Dragulf
DAMN!
Dec 17th, 2007
RichPort
p0nk, as “gumjobs” go, don’t knock ‘em ’til you try ‘em…
Dec 17th, 2007
Dragulf
I see they didn’t get all that tranny’s meatballs when they operated or else the doc added one back on in another spot.
p0nk and Rico Suave are seriously funny today.
Dec 17th, 2007
nojustno
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
fuck S/He is so disgusting in so many ways, a bitter beer face, horrible beak, horrible lips and pout, pathetic boob job…she is a complete joke.
Dec 17th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Agreed, RichaRico, gummers are all the rage. My ex girlfriend lost her teeth in a hunting accident with Dick Cheney. She gave the best gummers, EVER!!!!!
Dec 18th, 2007
bionic bunny
no wonder the woman never smiles….
Dec 18th, 2007
sweet_girl
seems that spice girls didn`t going to break up together once..
Jan 25th, 2010
candy
I totally loved posh spice good but her hair wasn`t good..
Feb 2nd, 2010
sweet_girl_fan
yo yo yo fan I told you about something great huh….
but she knew her at Betty UGLY SHOW..
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_britney
Ok,,,Let me know something great about it/.
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_girls
why why why she doesnt she go while PONK SHIT..
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_girl
Maybe she did with some Punk Street OCEAN SHIT..
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_girl
no that`s nothing but PONK SHIT..
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_girl_45
yesh she knew with some if she was like huh..Maybe she wasnt there with you only i Knew you..But I did it with some PONK PONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_girl
sorry….I `m nothing Sophiscated Symps…
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl_girls
Justin Tios…
Feb 25th, 2010
sweet_girl_girl
But I know this life with some times i when I know about it got it,well.
But I knew this again,better life with this again….
Because I know she great about it J.lo…….
I know But I till`s still waitin`g life…
Feb 28th, 2010
sweet_girls_babe
I know about people…
Mar 25th, 2010
sweet_girl_babe_05
But I know them didn`t you got this well.But I couldn`t been there with someone like this..
Mar 25th, 2010
sweet_honey_babe
But I still care about people,I know about it good..But hey emails arent yuo..
Mar 25th, 2010
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