Posh Armpit Sausage
Tags: spice girls, Victoria Beckham
Posh, Scary, Tranny, Grumpy and Doc changed outfits a total of eight times during their two-hour performance at London’s O2 Arena on Saturday. But not every costume change went flawlessly — the Daily Mail reveals
Victoria Beckham suffered a “wardrobe malfunction,” spilling out of her tight golden corset and exposing an unattractive lump of flesh just under her right armpit.
So that’s where Cisco Adler’s ballsack went! I’m sure it comes in handy when Posh needs to lob stones at the forehead of a Philistine giant or play double-dutch with the kiddies and they don’t have their ropes. Also makes a great impromptu billy club when a sock full of change isn’t readily available. It’s this season’s Swiss Army knife, only smellier and not as good at opening cans.
Spice Girls at the O2 arena in London on Saturday:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
That’s nothing. Last time I washed my slim fit jeans my crotch rocket breached it’s zippered gateway. I mean seriously, it looked like a cucumber shrink wrapped in a denim ziploc. Suffice to say, the ladies at the senior center reacted with a mixture of feigned horror and eerie lust. The day didn’t turn out so bad actually, and I was assured that most if not all of the women present were well past their child bearing years. I picked grey hairs out of my teeth for hours.
Dec 17th, 2007
p0nk
i thought side boobage was hot - cisco adler’s ballsack on the other hand is so not.
Rich deserves the Nobel for not ‘grinching’ at the old folks home. Seniors need cunnilingus too.
Dec 17th, 2007
agita
That’s the excess fat from the holes in her leg, it’s gotta go somewhere.
Dec 17th, 2007
Dragulf
DAMN!
Dec 17th, 2007
RichPort
p0nk, as “gumjobs” go, don’t knock ‘em ’til you try ‘em…
Dec 17th, 2007
Dragulf
I see they didn’t get all that tranny’s meatballs when they operated or else the doc added one back on in another spot.
p0nk and Rico Suave are seriously funny today.
Dec 17th, 2007
nojustno
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
fuck S/He is so disgusting in so many ways, a bitter beer face, horrible beak, horrible lips and pout, pathetic boob job…she is a complete joke.
Dec 17th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Agreed, RichaRico, gummers are all the rage. My ex girlfriend lost her teeth in a hunting accident with Dick Cheney. She gave the best gummers, EVER!!!!!
Dec 18th, 2007
bionic bunny
no wonder the woman never smiles….
Dec 18th, 2007
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