Quickies: Follow Your Nose
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Ryan Gosling scrapes up Heath Ledger’s leftovers and cooks himself up a sloppy second souffle. (Jossip)
Amy Winehouse has one more binge blowout planned before checking into an Israeli rehab center. (Gabsmash)
The single most hilarious Beyonce tribute video I have ever seen, comprised entirely of actual concert footage. (Fourfour)
Pictures of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz cuddling to help you purge. (Websters)
This picture confirms without a doubt that something is seriously wrong with Tara Reid’s liver. (Hollywood Headache)
A very Scientology Christmas, complete with thetan elves in costume! (Ayyyy!)
Meet Ashley Tisdale’s new nose. (Fatback)
Extreme canine skateboarding is all too real. (timekiller)
Enjoy your afternoon quickies at eight in the morning! No, it’s not another Christmas miracle — I’m on the road for the next ten hours, so it was either now or seven o’clock tonight. I know how you bastards need your fix, especially on a Monday. Don’t get used to it or anything. I refuse to raise the bar! I have standards!
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Someone needs to remind Peter that his kid’s will inherit their mom’s real nose.
Dec 17th, 2007
p0nk
Rich, how do you know that? is it sitting in a safe deposit box?
Dec 17th, 2007
RichPort
p0nk, I assume it’s in a special lockbox by a filthy mattress in Joe’s basement.. right next to the lube, the red rubber ball, and the stack of “Daddy Blows Best” incest extravaganza.
Dec 17th, 2007
p0nk
Rich, the scary thing about these emo f-ups is you’re probably not far off with that scenario.
Dec 17th, 2007
Dragulf
What? No Michael Jackson news lately? Is he dead?
I hope so but I doubt it. Santa hates me…
Dec 17th, 2007
CruisingforCock
I hate you too, D. LOL
Dec 18th, 2007
Dragulf
I couldn’t have asked for a better Xmas present. Thanks C4C!
Dec 18th, 2007
RichPort
Hey C4C, has anyone ever mistaken your thighs for ear muffs?
Dec 18th, 2007
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