Pam Anderson Gets Almost Divorced
Tags: Pam Anderson, rick solomon

Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from husband number three Rick Solomon yesterday morning, but by late afternoon the couple had reconciled. Is that the smell of “happily ever after?” TMZ says
Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon have reconciled — and the divorce is OFF! A source close to the couple [says] they had a huge fight, but have now made up and everything is hunky-dory. On her website today, Pam hinted that she and Rick are “working things out.”
Pam filed papers this morning, but [it] looks like they’re going to make day 73.
I already knew that first year anniversary is paper and the second is cotton, but what do you get the happy couple for the three month anniversary gift? Wood and linens just seem so cliche. Luckily, I did a little research on the internet and found a handy list for just such a conundrum:
30 day mark: spiced rum
2nd month: morning after pill
3rd month: tequila
4th month: Valtrex
5th month: carton of smokes
6th month: video camera
7th month: Astroglide
8th month: whiskey
9th month: beer
10th month: Fry Daddy
11th month: edible underwear
12th month (one year): timepieces or orchids
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6 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Her sinewy arms and legs betray her plastic surgery and botox obsession. But the wrinkles on her cheeks are absolutely from sucking cock.
Dec 18th, 2007
Dragulf
If she lost a few teeth she’d be the perfect woman eh RichPort?
Dec 18th, 2007
abby
She makes Amy Winehouse look like a vision of vitality and well-being. But with bigger tits.
Dec 18th, 2007
RichPort
Hey, I never said geriatric head was the preferred method of fellatio, just a method of fellatio.
abby, only catching Pamela Anderson Lee Rock Solomon doing blow off of Amy Winehouse’s clitoris could top this. She’s been married more times than an evangelical pastor!
Dec 18th, 2007
syd
Is that Melissa Etheridge she’s kissing?
Dec 18th, 2007
p0nk
nice anniversary list but you’re missing the sex tape in there somewhere around 3 months which means the 6mo video camera should probably come sooner too.
Dec 18th, 2007
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