Quickies: God Bless Us, Every One

Dec 18, 2007

Have a taste of the pinnacle of Denise Richards’ career. (Pajiba)

Britney’s new leech apparently swings both ways. (Jossip)

Even JLo can’t escape the face bloat and fatass that accompany pregnancy. (BestWeekEver)

Amanda Lepore’s first official calendar makes a great stocking stuffer for the tranny in your life. (popbytes)

“Dallas” dumps John Travolta! (Celebitchy)

Alyssa Milano proves that “hirsute” and “hella fine” are not mutually exclusive. God, I hate myself. (The Bastardly)

Kate Hudson gets visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future. (The Blemish)

Fergie hopes showing you her airbrushed abs will keep you from mentioning the pants-pissing incident and whole meth addiction thing. (Evil Beet)

Hilary Duff upskirt, just because it’s Tuesday. (The Grumpiest)

Is Carmen Electra pregnant, or just losing her looks? (Tasteful Celebs)