Dec 19, 20079

Ashlee Simpson is an Artist

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Ashlee Simpson has a new music video for her latest single “Outta My Head (Ah Ya Ya).” Yes, that part in parenthesis is actually included in the song title. I think it’s supposed to be the noise you involuntarily make right before you throw up. People Magazine reports

The youngest Simpson sister dons a straitjacket in an arty new video that debuted Wednesday. “I went to [Salvador] Dali’s museum in Paris and was really inspired by the surrealism,” she explains. “I wanted to do an ambitious video [where] you basically go into another world and never know what’s real. I am five different people in the video. The real me is in therapy and then it all turns into a painting… it’s like an art piece.”

Or a piece of shit.

Like Britney Spears in her new “Piece of Me” video, Simpson also goes on the run from the press. “I’m being chased by paparazzi, and whatever [else] that’s chasing her in her head. She’s basically on the run.”

Salvador Dali would roll over in his grave if he new he was being credited for Ashlee Simpson’s artistic visions. Here’s the guy who invested his art in the complexities of divine mathematics and optical illusions, and Ashlee Simpson puts on a couple of fucking wigs and falls down calls it art. Well, if that’s art, then my dog left a “masterpiece” on my neighbor’s front lawn this morning. I’m sure those Philistines down at the Homeowners Association aren’t gonna see it that way. Too bad none of them are Ashlee Simpson fans.

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Dragulf

    Here is a hint Ashley. Don’t call the paps and tell them where you are going to be all the time. Unless you are taking your clothes off, shut up.

    Wait. NO! I didn’t mean that. Keep your clothes on!

    p.s. Tell your moronic sister to stay away from the Dallas Cowboys football games.

    Dec 19th, 2007

  2. p0nk

    “I wanted to do an ambitious video [where] you basically go into another world and never know what’s real.”
    I’m not sure how ‘ambitious’ it is, but when your dad is papa joe simpson, i bet she did a lot of ‘going into another world’ while growing up.

    Dec 19th, 2007

  3. RC

    i mean… it looked like the director had a really good time. if only the video didn’t have to be for a shitty song featuring ashlee simpson we’d be set.
    he even got lilliputians in there! and a rubix cube (how very 80s chic)

    Dec 19th, 2007

  4. Dragulf

    Ashley is a CON Artist… Nice tits though. What?

    Dec 20th, 2007

  5. daisy

    sexy! I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there

    Dec 21st, 2007

  6. nojustno

    oh for fucks sake, who let this talentless, fake and hypocritical loser make more appalling lame music again?

    quick Ashlee, that Fabio bum chin of yours is coming back, time to go under the knife again.

    Dec 21st, 2007

  7. T-dog

    Too bad plastic surgery can’t fix vocal chords (yet!). She is such a fucking joke. Even with all the digital shit and overdubbing they do to her voice, you can still hear how lame it is. What is it with the way she squeaks? You know exactly what i’m talking about. She tries to do that “sexy” breathing into the mic thing that is a requirement for any famous singer these days but instead it comes out as an out of tune squeak. What a shit factory. NEXT.

    Jan 2nd, 2008

  8. HoboMan

    If this weren’t an Ashlee Simpson, this video would be pretty terrific. The idea for the video is awesome, but the song is shit. Props for creativity, boo for the music.

    Jan 20th, 2008

  9. Rosendo Fioranelli

    Hot Tape with Ashlee Simpson here:

    http://ashlee-simpson-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=8616237&s=y

    don’t loose!!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

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