Britney, Lynne Spears’ Publisher Didn’t Know
Tags: Britney Spears, jamie-lynn spears, Lynne Spears, pregnant
It would seem that Britney was unaware of sister Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, because there’s video footage last night of her dismissing the paparazzi’s claims with a “My sister’s not pregnant. Whatever.” In her defense, Britney probably learned of her own pregnancy via the paparazzi and said the same thing. One person who did know? The company publishing mother Lynne Spears’ guide to parenting. According to People Magazine
“The book has been delayed indefinitely,” says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles. It had been scheduled for a spring 2008 release and was put on hold [after] news hit that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn is pregnant with her boyfriend’s child.
I’m guessing Thomas Nelson finally recognized the tremendous waste of publishing a Lynne Spears guide to parenting. It’s the same reason nobody jumped at the chance to publish Quasimodo’s “Musings on Orthopedics” or Dog the Bounty Hunter’s “Field Guide to Racial Relations.” Most people are doing a pretty good job fucking up their kids on their own.
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SUPES
Uh-oh! This pregnancy thing overshadows Britney’s marriage news. What will Fatass do to turn the spotlight back her way?
1) Flash her slit again
2) Alert the paparazzi and then visit a gas station at 3am and then flash her slit
3) Run over another paparazzi at a gas station at 3am while flashing her slit
Dec 19th, 2007
p0nk
4) shave her head and attack the baby’s daddy with an umbrella.
Dec 19th, 2007
veggi
p0nk! nothing is more entertaining than an umbrella spear(s)
Dec 19th, 2007
Dragulf
That book will never be published until Joe Simpson adds his skills to it.
Dec 19th, 2007
p0nk
umbrella spears – not just a decoration you put in your mixed drink anymore.
Dec 19th, 2007
abby
How will Britney trump this? Maybe drowning one of her kids in the bathtub because “the unborned baby in mah sister’s belly tole me to.”
Dec 19th, 2007
p0nk
at this point, i don’t think there’s anything Britney could do that would shock us, … except maybe get her shit together. THAT would be a shocker. If she hasn’t offed herself either accidentally or intentionally in the next couple years, THAT would be shocking. And it can’t be just a run-of-the-mill death either, it will have to involve helicopters, circus animals, and a dignitary from a 3rd world country.
Dec 19th, 2007
veggi
Or immediate surgery to carry the baby for her sister…
Dec 19th, 2007
p0nk
veggi, as crazy as that suggestion is, i’d question her motives – definitely a publicity stunt.
Dec 19th, 2007
daisy
sexy! I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there
Dec 21st, 2007
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