Lindsay Lohan is Gay Again
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Lindsay Lohan has sparked lesbian rumors by moving in with a new “roommate” and holding hands with her at lesbian parties. Female First says
The ‘Mean Girls’ star and the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel attended a housewarming party at the home of “Power Lesbian” Jeanette Longoria [last week]. A fellow partygoer [said]: “The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time.”
While at the party, Lindsay and Courtenay referred to themselves as “roommates” and told guests they had been living together in Los Angeles for about a month. They left the party together and were seen shopping in Beverly Hills the next day. A representative for Lindsay: “The two are good friends, nothing more.”
Now that’s she’s not Chris Farleying a retaining wall with her Benz or doing cocaine topless until six in the morning, Lindsay has to find a new way to garner negative attention from the media. And what better way than pretending she’s bisexual? Guys love that shit because it reminds them of porn, and porn reminds them of jerking off, and guys really love jerking off. Done and done! Unless Courtenay is blind (which would explain the ridiculous spelling of her name) or afflicted with short-term memory loss, there’s no reason for Lindsay to drag her around by the hand at a power lesbian’s party other than making a big production of letting everyone know she’s gone gay. And what the hell is a “power lesbian,” anyway? Does it involve some kind of gay justice league? And, more importantly, how to I get the title “power heterosexual” legally applied to me? I’ve still got a week left to get out my Christmas cards, and that leaves plenty of time for me to make up some kind of formal insignia I can stamp on the envelopes attesting to my hetero prowess. I’m thinking like a gilded wiener in either hand set against the tartan backdrop of my family crest. Or maybe just a set of balls and my smiling face. Either way, you will fear me because I am powerful.
Lindsay shopping this past weekend:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
veggi
Power Lesbian! I felt the wind of the hands coming off the ‘done and don’ business!
Dec 19th, 2007
p0nk
lindsay lohan - power lesbian … wait, she’s going to be the next Wonder Woman?
Dec 19th, 2007
sonya
What IS a power lesbian? One who cleans carpets faster than a Rug Doctor?
Dec 19th, 2007
Kayla
She is not pretending anything except that she is on the straight and narrow. that is two things Linds will never be. She will have sex with anyone, guy, girl, whatever. she is a liar who thinks everyone believes her lies about being clean. She is such a fake, looking fake! She looks terrible! She hooked up with this chick to use her! Linds is broke! MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!
Dec 19th, 2007
veggi
I’m still working on the “Power Drinker” title… My liver has filed a cease and desist, but I’m still hopeful…
Dec 19th, 2007
Dragulf
I only have one question. Is LL a real redhead? That is all.
Dec 19th, 2007
RichPort
In other words, does the carpet match the curtains???
Dec 19th, 2007
abby
What about “Power Dick Sucker?” I heard Yale gave her an honorary degree in fellatio.
Dec 19th, 2007
p0nk
sonya, you’re thinking of Rug Muncher.
Dec 19th, 2007
goldend
the word “firecrotch” suddenly gains a whole new level of entertainment!
Dec 20th, 2007
daisy
I found her at one big site, it seems that is Blackcentury.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true. I will tell you the results soon.
Dec 21st, 2007
evelyn
she is so gay
Mar 14th, 2009
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