Quickies: American Cheese
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NBC hires a gay porn star to fill the pants of an American Gladiator. (MollyGood)
Lilly Allen is pregnant and smoking her way to prenatal health! (CelebNewsWire)
Julia Roberts just needs to eat that metaphorical Kraft Single from in between that old guy’s ass crack and accept her actress fate. (Websters)
Are Jay-Z and Beyonce secretly married? Does anybody care? (CelebSlam)
Jamie Lynn Spears begins whoring out her fetus and the first trimester’s not even over yet. (Socialite Life)
John Mayer officially chases chubby right into the arms of Ricki Lake. (About: Celebrity Gossip)
Larry Birkhead finds a new trainwreck blonde on the verge of killing herself to bump uglies with in Britney Spears. (I’m Not Obsessed)
David Gest has a heart attack, probably from the unusually high levels of “Oh-my-God-he’s-fucking-gay” coursing through his body. (Seriously? OMG)
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
if Howard Sterns starts circling Britney too, we’ll know her number is about up.
Dec 19th, 2007
Dragulf
Fuck you NBC! Greedy bastards. Boycott NBC/Universal people!
Dec 20th, 2007
daisy
I viewed this article on blackcentury.com which is a dating service for whites and blacks to find their interracial love. maybe you will like it
Dec 21st, 2007
Me
Maybe you should fuck off daisy.
Dec 21st, 2007
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