Britney Strikes Back
Tags: Britney Spears, Kevin Federline
Britney Spears is going to turn the custody tables on Kevin Federline by drug testing the kiddies for second hand marijuana smoke exposure. Life & Style Magazine says
“Britney believes Kevin’s been smoking pot in front of the kids,” says a friend of hers. “She says she can smell it in the boys’ hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them. She’s asked the lawyers if they can prove the kids have been exposed to environments in which drugs have been taken. They told her she should snip off a few strands of their hair right after they’ve returned from Kevin’s place and have them analyzed in a lab.”
Since Brit submits to regular court-ordered drug tests herself, her legal team intends to call an emergency hearing if Sean and Jayden test positive for pot. “Kevin could lose custody,” says the insider.
That’s what you call “fighting fire with fire.” Or “retard with head injury.” Or “monkey with Britney Spears.” And I know I’d pay good money to watch a monkey fight Britney Spears. Especially if it was retarded and had a head injury. Sorry, Fox Network — I thought of it first!
Elementary, my dear Watson:
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
A lawyer friend of mine has read the crap that K-Feds lawyer has submitted to the court, and K-Fed is apparently submitting to daily drug tests. Lawyer friend says whoever is prepping the docs is a goddamn genius, essentially painting K-Fed and team as a bunch of legal eagles. Doubt he’d let a lil thing like smoking in front of the kids ruin his plans for svengali-like court appointed custody domination.
Dude has shockingly been smart and responsible right now, and I *highly* (giggle) doubt Lardy McCurdass has the wherewithal to actually trip that legal machine up.
Dec 20th, 2007
p0nk
she must have an entire team working for her - nobody could be that consistently retarded day-in, day-out without help.
Dec 20th, 2007
Me
This is just like when Luke (K-Fed) gets his hand chopped off by (an overweight and disgusting) Vader but then luckily jumps down a tube that leads directly to his rescue. I guess what I’m saying is, K-Fed always lands on his feet. He’s either really smart, or Brit is even dumber than we think and she is just forgot that she was the one smoking pot in front of her kids.
Dec 20th, 2007
Me
Me again. Judging by the banner pic, she is dumber than we thought.
Dec 20th, 2007
p0nk
i think kev should retaliate and have brit’s dog tested for herpes.
Dec 20th, 2007
RichPort
She actually has a person that carries her dog for her… she shopuld cut her losses and let Earl keep the fucking kids.
Dec 20th, 2007
abby
Nice Star Wars reference! I usually head right for Jabba when I try to make a Britney Spears-Star Wars metaphor. Meesha beecha wonky Chewbacca!
Dec 20th, 2007
Dragulf
Brit_Brit, what was the reason you shaved your head again? Fruitloop.
Dec 20th, 2007
TheLostGirl
…also flashes (again) and pulls retarded faces!
Dec 20th, 2007
DumbAss
What makes Miss Genuis think that Kevin will be blamed if the kids test positive for pot? Britney is the one who has been documented by the Court as a “habitual drug and alcohol user.” They’ll probably assume it was from her drumb ass!
Dec 20th, 2007
daisy
Sexy… I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there
Dec 21st, 2007
nojustno
PLEASE LOCK UP this nutjiob, it’s not fair on the World she needs help and by help I don’t mean greasy chicken wings, bacon, pork, vodka, vicodin and whatever this hideous fat and ugly bitch is on.
Dec 21st, 2007
agita
Leave Jabba ALONE!
Dec 21st, 2007
TheLostGirl
Hmmmm… so they BOTH do drugs in front of the kids ay?!?
Dec 22nd, 2007
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