Name That Celebrity: Meth-Face Edition
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I love guessing games. Always have. In fact, the speedometer in my car hasn’t worked for the last three years, but I haven’t bothered to fix it because I like to “guess” how fast I’m going most of the time. All I have to do is compare the RPMs to the relative gear that I’m in. For example, third gear/low threes is about fifty miles an hour. Fifth gear/high twos is roughly sixty-five miles an hour. That way, when an officer pulls me over and asks if I know how fast I was going, I can honestly say, “No, sir, I don’t.” Also, it makes drinking and driving way more of a challenge than it already is. It’s like Battle of the Brains for your car.
But I digress. The point is that you, like me, like keeping your rapist’s wit1 sharpened and your mind limber, and nothing stirs up the old gray matter like a good “Name That Celebrity.” Today’s celebrity body part: the boil-riddled lower jaw (and possible mustache?) of a well-known Hollywood actress. You usually only find cysts that big on a ovary or near a overflowing bedpan, but this lucky starlet had them set up shop on her face. Look out, meth addicts — there’s a new girl in town!
The meth-tacular reveal after the jump
1To anyone who says it’s “rapier’s wit”: nobody likes you
It’s Lindsay Lohan! And your choice of Herpes Simplex I, cystic acne, or meth sores!
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
ProActiv my ass…
Dec 20th, 2007
abby
So I shouldn’t wash my face with nail polish remover and ajax?
Dec 20th, 2007
p0nk
better than smoking nail polish remover and ajax.
Dec 20th, 2007
RichPort
And this, folks, is why make up artists make so damn much.
Dec 20th, 2007
Gingerly
Am I the only one thinking of Zoolander after seeing that?
Dec 20th, 2007
Dragulf
I prefer to snort nail polish myself p0nk. Go Brit-Brit! Where am I? What was I saying? Anyways, the only thing that matters is … OOH! KFC! I’m hungry!
Dec 20th, 2007
open mouth jones
I guess that’s why she always seems to have three tons of concealer on her jaw, giving her that adorable “I have 5 o’clock stubble at 7am” look. Why was she popular again? Boobs? Do they really distract from her face enough to make up for that?
Dec 20th, 2007
abby
Nice dirty Sanchez ‘stache.
Dec 20th, 2007
Me
open mouth jones: Yep. Yes they do. I hear they also cure cancer. What don’t boobs do?
Dec 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
@me:
tap dance and whistle dixie. at the same time, that is.
geez. remember when everyone complained about her cute li’l freckles????
Dec 20th, 2007
torkue
Actually, it’s “rapier wit.”
Dec 21st, 2007
daisy
What did she done to her face? Terrible. I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there
Dec 21st, 2007
agita
She has become the face of hollyweird
Dec 21st, 2007
raincoaster
It seems like everyone who got their lips done recently is getting this reaction. Is there bad Restylane going around?
Dec 21st, 2007
Sharday
The breakouts around the mouth can also be caused by bulimia. When the acid from the vomit splashes on your face. She’s probably been eating and vomitting.
Dec 23rd, 2007
herpes
you are talking about the herpes? Maybe STDromance.com can be a good place to find the hot topic about it
Jan 19th, 2008
ashley
don’t you think it’s a little f*cked up to post this?
if she is on meth, she obviously has enough problems, she doesn’t need websites like this posting stuff.
Feb 4th, 2008
Brian J
She does look like she smokes meth in this pic because i know how people that smoke look i have a lot of friends that use and it look sup to date
Feb 28th, 2008
grrl
Wasn’t she a Disney child actress? And Brit-Brit Spears? AND ….? More guessing games! Let’s name them all and do a “Where are they now?”!
Mar 6th, 2008
jesse
give the girl a damn break, i think she still looks hot. everyone has a breakout here and there
Jan 28th, 2009
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