Quickies: Emoticon Heir
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Jessica Simpson’s boobs aren’t as lucky as they might seem. (Jossip)
Sharon Stone channels her inner Mrs. Roper for $175,000. (Ayyyy!)
Even Criss Angel’s birthday cake tastes like Massengil. (Websters)
Jennifer Love Hewitt turns down Playboy, says “hell, yes” to Rubenesque Beauties. (The Blemish)
Michael Lohan dresses up like a shepherd, probably to blaspheme Western Christianity. (Pretty Boring)
Jamie Lynn and her boyfriend aren’t together anymore. You can tell by the frowny face on his MySpace! (Wizbang! Pop)
You vote — which celebrity needs photoshop more: Britney Spears or Amy Winehouse? (Hollywood Headache)
Heidi Montag’s fake wedding is canceled. Hear that? It’s the sound of my fake tears hitting the keyboard. Kidding! I just spilled some whiskey. (IBBB)
Marisa Tomei super duper naked (NSFW). (Egotastic)
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
It is Jessica’s fault they lost. Keep her the hell AWAY from their games! Don’t make me call you a homo Romo…
Dec 20th, 2007
p0nk
wow, i have a new appreciation for marisa tomei. ‘new appreciation’ is what i just nicknamed my junk.
Dec 20th, 2007
Dragulf
I just mentally photoshop my head on that fat guys body. Here Marissssaaaaaaa! Daddy’s got a present for you!
Dec 20th, 2007
daisy
sexy! I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there
Dec 21st, 2007
p0nk
daisy, you need to die an interracial death.
Dec 21st, 2007
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