Dec 21, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Promotes Smokeless Tobacco

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Lindsay Lohan isn’t just a whore in the literal sense of the word; she’s also famous for shamelessly staging photo ops to earn a quick buck. Like here, where she’s carting around a package of Arriva smokeless tobacco, just like she’s coincidentally been photographed doing all week long. Smokeless fucking tobacco. That sounds like something you might buy at Chimney Rock, along with a couple of backup wagon axles and maybe another ox, but then you get dystentery and cholera and lose most of your supplies in the Columbia River. Yep, that damn Oregon Trail will fuck you every time. That’s why I mostly stick with Carmen Sandiego and Dig Dug.

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Dragulf

    What comes from Oregon and leaves a snail trail behind?

    Lindsay Lohan.

    Dec 21st, 2007

  2. p0nk

    not familiar with Arriva, but i thought ’smokeless tobacco’ was snuff like Skoal and Copenhagen. The packaging didn’t look like the traditional snuff can but i digress.
    so sexy!

    Dec 21st, 2007

  3. Gingerly

    Maybe she needs to promote cockless whoring.

    Dec 21st, 2007

  4. Me

    Don’t worry Gingerly, she’s way ahead of you. she is currently whoring it up with a homely female elf. Seriously.

    Dec 21st, 2007

  5. TheLostGirl

    I smell tacky product endorsement.

    Dec 22nd, 2007

  6. daisy

    lol/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it

    Dec 24th, 2007

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