Quickies: Christmas Log

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The secret behind Britney Spears’ effortless beauty revealed. (MollyGood)

I’m dreaming of a black-and-white Rebecca Romijn-mas. Just like the ones I used to know. (The Bastardly)

Welcome to Sting’s boudoir of garish delights, where everything is gilded and smells like Ben-Gay. (Celebitchy)

John Mayer does his best Ashlee Simpson. (Dlisted)

Fact: “Little Drummer Boy” is responsible for almost 80% of all Yuletide deaths. Also that song about Christmas shoes. (Pajiba)

Jamie Lynn steals all of Ashlee Simpson’s thunder. (Evil Beet)

Kate Moss tries to sue her way out of a potential lifetime of shame. (CelebNewsWire)

Doll Britney has realistic movable arms and legs and a bald snatch just like the real one! (CityRag)

Jenna Jameson looking almost human. (The Grumpiest)

Happiest of holidays to you and yourn from the staff here at Yeeeah! Remember, 1) you can always regift it, 2) you’re supposed to be drunk at an office Christmas party, and 3) your boss can’t fire you for throwing up in the ficus. Not legally, anyway. The copier’s a different story.

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  1. Sorry but Jenna will never look quite right unless she has penises sticking out of every single one of her orifices….. and splooge on her face.

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