You didn’t think Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend was going to stay quiet for long, did you? Riley Giles’ fifteen minutes were close to ticking away. Dangerously close. Until he reminded the News of the World this past weekend:

“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. We once did it four times in a row straight. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

“Lindsay has a very addictive personality. And now she’s switched habits again. First it was drugs, then it was sex, now it’s shopping. Her whole day consists of spending—EVERY day. She gets her hair done every day and has a spray tan twice a week. I don’t think it’s healthy.”

Look, bottom line — if doesn’t involve penises and mystic tans, I can’t really see Lindsay Lohan getting behind it. In front of it on all fours or under it on her knees, yes, but not behind it. It’s just too hard to get the wiener inside you that way.

The teaser for the inevitable sex tape: