Mischa Barton was arrested early this morning for DUI, narcotics possession and driving on a suspended license. TMZ says

The former “O.C.” star was pulled around 2:45 AM as she was driving in West Hollywood. Cops say she “was seen straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.” When deputies pulled her over, they determined that she “was an unlicensed driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.”

I always thought a better name for “The O.C.” would have been “The B.A.C,” and instead of smarmy twats and their prep school boyfriends bitching and whining about their superficial angst, you could just have security footage of drunk people throwing up and falling down, possibly hurting and/or humiliating themselves. Think about the money you’d save in production costs alone. I never watched one single episode of “The O.C.,” but I can promise you I wouldn’t have missed an opportunity to see Mischa passed out in a puddle of her own barf while some hobo rifled through her purse. That’s what you call a “recipe for success,” Fox Network. Sometimes it just happens to smell a lot like urine.

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