Dec 31, 2007

Constatine’s Still Got It

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You might remember I brought you a little taste of American Idol cast off Constatine Maroulis rocking out in an Ohio Steinmart last month. Well, don’t think the party stops there, my friends, because it doesn’t. The crazy train makes a stop at a “To Be Announced” and then a Borders bookstore late January, after having finished a two-month stint calling bingo in a casino in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Oh, yes. Bingo. I’m pretty sure the next two rungs on that ladder of success are “singing the jingle for Simon’s Septic Tank Uncloggers” and “amateur gay porn shot in your mom’s basement.” I say 2008 is the year of the Maroulis!

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. barry manilow

    So what’s he still got - the clap?

    Dec 31st, 2007

  2. RebelBoy

    The BEST show for him would be “AMERICAN LOOSER”!

    Dec 31st, 2007

  3. Anonymous Mocker

    Apparently they paid him in Tater Tots. It was the best deal he could work out. Like the Steinmart coat department “gig” wasn’t embarrassing enough? You have no shame Maroulis. Did you not get the memo that your 15 minutes was up?

    Dec 31st, 2007

  4. bionic bunny

    mmmmm. tater tots.

    Jan 1st, 2008

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