Name That Celebrity: Butt Crack Edition
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The first Name That Celebrity of 2008 is a real doozy. There’s no way you’re getting this one! Ass cracks aren’t as distinctive as you might think. In fact, it’s actually really hard to tell a famous ass crack from a civilian ass crack. Not without first analyzing their respective stools, anyway. The way I hear it, celebrity shit doesn’t stink and is made from the finest 24 karat gold. Fun fact: this particular celebrity ass crack boasts an anus bleached white as the driven snow. Hope that helps!
Take a crack at it yourself!
UPDATE: Now with delicious CensorshipTM additive! The actual (and in my opinion) completely LSFW unedited ass crack after the jump.
It’s Courtney Cox! More of Courtney bringin’ on the snowy-white anus ass crackage from Mexico:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Jesus is gonna be pissed that a non-believer is copying his old tricks. Now if only she could turn the swimming pool into a couple of cases of Folie A Duex zifandel…
Jan 2nd, 2008
abby
I first thought it was the Ghost of Christmas Past. Or an albino.
Jan 2nd, 2008
RichPort
Her and her husband have the same ass.
Jan 2nd, 2008
p0nk
i don’t even want to know how Rich knows that.
Jan 2nd, 2008
RichPort
C’mon p0nk… that’s a white man’s ass right there…
Jan 2nd, 2008
p0nk
i admit, i had to check for a bikini top to determine that was indeed a woman.
Jan 2nd, 2008
tyrice
need more million female buttcrack black and white girl both cool with me
Jul 27th, 2008
life as we know it
dude that is courtney cox!!!!!!!
Dec 21st, 2009
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