Name That Celebrity: Butt Crack Edition
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The first Name That Celebrity of 2008 is a real doozy. There’s no way you’re getting this one! Ass cracks aren’t as distinctive as you might think. In fact, it’s actually really hard to tell a famous ass crack from a civilian ass crack. Not without first analyzing their respective stools, anyway. The way I hear it, celebrity shit doesn’t stink and is made from the finest 24 karat gold. Fun fact: this particular celebrity ass crack boasts an anus bleached white as the driven snow. Hope that helps!
Take a crack at it yourself!
UPDATE: Now with delicious CensorshipTM additive! The actual (and in my opinion) completely LSFW unedited ass crack after the jump.
It’s Courtney Cox! More of Courtney bringin’ on the snowy-white anus ass crackage from Mexico:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Jesus is gonna be pissed that a non-believer is copying his old tricks. Now if only she could turn the swimming pool into a couple of cases of Folie A Duex zifandel…
Jan 2nd, 2008
abby
I first thought it was the Ghost of Christmas Past. Or an albino.
Jan 2nd, 2008
RichPort
Her and her husband have the same ass.
Jan 2nd, 2008
p0nk
i don’t even want to know how Rich knows that.
Jan 2nd, 2008
RichPort
C’mon p0nk… that’s a white man’s ass right there…
Jan 2nd, 2008
p0nk
i admit, i had to check for a bikini top to determine that was indeed a woman.
Jan 2nd, 2008
tyrice
need more million female buttcrack black and white girl both cool with me
Jul 27th, 2008
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