Quickies: Floaters

Jan 2, 2008

If you guessed that Coco rang in the new year with some massive camel toe, you’d be correct. (CelebNewsWire)

Nicolette Sheridan works the plastic surgery upgrade in yet another bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

Katherine Heigl’s wedding pictures look like they might have been airbrushed by the Playboy photoshop department. (Dlisted)

Whiteface can be almost as offensive as blackface, especially on someone as grotesque as Victoria Beckham. (Socialite Life)

Kim Kardashian gets engaged! Probably in the butt. (Tasteful Celebs)

A little Jen Garner/Baby Violet sweetness floating in today’s celebrity cesspool. (Gabsmash)

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are NOT engaged. He’s fucking gay, remember? (MollyGood)

Look who’s gone cuntry — it’s Jessica Simpson! No, that’s not a typo. (Webster’s)

Mariah Carey looks like she should be holding an uzi on G. Gordon Liddy’s Stacked and Packed calendar. (Ayyyy!)