Lohan Hard Up For Cash
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, poor
With a recent string of cinematic stinkbombs and multiple stints in rehab, Lindsay Lohan finds herself in a position she’s never been in before (not the “Side Saddle Cowgirl” or “The Longbow,” obviously) — in the poorhouse. Gatecrasher claims
A pal of the cash-strapped actress tells us she has been openly asking friends for spending money. A separate source tell us Ariva - the quit-smoking tobacco lozenge she has been unofficially promoting - paid her a sum in the mid-five figures this week.
Lohan has been back in the headlines for her antics on the Italian island of Capri, where she was honored during the new year holiday at the annual film festival. One Italian journalist told the photo agency X17 that the supposedly sober starlet ran up a 500-euro ($736) bar tab in one evening.
Well, of course she’s fucking broke. It’s not like condoms and cigarettes pay for themselves, you know. Sorry, but there isn’t a some magical tree that spouts Trojans and Marlboro Lights by a babbling brook made of Herpecin CL. Like the abortion fairy and your anal godmother, these kinds of things only exist in fairy tales. I’m afraid she’s just another victim of Disney propaganda.
Captain Sober celebrating New Year’s Eve in Capri soberly:
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p0nk
i was going to offer her $20 for a bj, but i was quickly overcome by a fear of STD hell. I can’t think of anything she could do at this point that would be worth paying money for.
Jan 3rd, 2008
abby
Juggling monkeys maybe. Flaming monkeys.
Jan 3rd, 2008
RichPort
Everytime she fucks someone new, the freckle fairy pays her a visit.
Jan 3rd, 2008
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