Nickelodeon Pulls the Plug On Zoey 101
Tags: jamie-lynn spears, nickelodeon
Nickelodeon has decided against working statutory rape turned teenage pregnancy into their hit television series “Zoey 101,” which means Jamie Lynn Spears can officially kiss all but porn and shitty infomercials good-bye. London’s The Sun reports
The show starring Britney Spears’ pregnant little sister has been axed, TV Biz can reveal. The fourth and final season has already been filmed — with two episodes that will see the end of US schoolgirl Zoey. And a show source further revealed: “Nickelodeon bosses are still undecided whether to air season four or not. For now it looks like it has been canned.”
Give it five or ten years and then be on the lookout for the following titles:
“PCA Presents T&A”
“Dick-a-Load-eon”
“Blow-y 101”
“Naked Brothers Gang Bang”
and my personal favorite:
“Zoey: 3 on 1“
UPDATE: TV Guide and several other sources are now claiming the show has NOT been canceled. Unfortunately, same goes for “I, Carly” and “Tak and the Power of Juju.”
23 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
Zoey 261.5 (California penal code for statutory rape - yeh i had to look it up too)
Jan 3rd, 2008
RichPort
Zoey the Whore… that flows off the tongue. Or Hoey 101…
Jan 3rd, 2008
abby
I considered both “Hoey” AND “Blow-y.” I ended up having to eeny meeny meiny moe it.
Jan 3rd, 2008
Cady
I feel bad for all those other kids on the show who didn’t whore themselves out without using birth control and ruin their lives by getting pregnant at 16. Way to go, Jamie Lynn! Let’s see, you’ve ruined your life, your “boyfriend’s” life, your baby’s life, and judging from this photo, at least five non-Spears careers, for a grand total of EIGHT LIVES RUINED!!! Hopefully your child can go on to ruin at least 16.
Jan 3rd, 2008
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
haha hilarious, that show was pathetic and just a breeding ground for pedophiles, I was amazed that all of the girls acted and dressed like sluts and wore short skirts and tight fitting tops, it must have been in there contracts.
Zoey 101 was so lame good riddance.
Jan 3rd, 2008
sonya
Ha! I liked the Dick-a-Load-eon part. The old jingle just went through my head,
“Dick-dick-dick-dick, dick dick dick dick, Dick-a-load-eon!”
Jan 3rd, 2008
whocares
you could have been as worthless as amy johnson ( the pink ranger) but you had to go and get your hole plugged. having kids suck at that age and the stress is gonna make you bald as well.
Jan 4th, 2008
Tobes
These comments make me absolutely sick. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Jan 4th, 2008
Burt
I’d just like to know, what the hell was she thinking?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With a Sis running around like a robot shy a few cogs, I would think Jaimie would have been a little more on the ball! Apparently not. . . . !! Oh well, hope she has fun with a child at 17!! Maybe Zoey will go into rerun statis and she can collect some side cash!! Either way, I think her show-biz days are over!! With the exception of porn, of course!!!
Jan 4th, 2008
bionic bunny
wouldn’t it be a scream if spongebob is the real father? imagine the hilarity!
Jan 4th, 2008
sonya
Too bad she didn’t use a sponge.
Jan 4th, 2008
againstthegrain
I understand what Jamie Lynn did was stupid. She had so much going for her and she ruined it with a stupid mistake. HOWEVER, I’d like to know if all the previous posters have EVER made a mistake in their life? I give Jamie Lynn a hell of a lot of credit for NOT aborting it and moving on with her life like I’m sure tons of other stars do all the time. It shows she does have some morals, even if she isn’t perfect. She’s giving up her whole world as she knows it to have this baby. A lot more than most people who have abortions because a baby doesn’t fit into thier schedule, or they wanted to go to college, work, etc. so give the girl a little credit here. My daughter is a fan of Zoey 101 and she, at age 12, can understand that yes, Jamie Lynn made a huge mistake, and she was very upset to hear that she was having sex (and of course a baby) at 16, but appreciate that she’s stepping forward and doing the right thing. Why can’t you adults do the same??
Jan 5th, 2008
mike
yall r all dumb she got pregnant. so what. i bet you everyone from zoey 101 has fucked chase, michael, maybe not lola but dana 2 .so shut da fuck up!!!.
Jan 5th, 2008
sonya
why does mike know the names of the characters and who they’d likely be screwing? Hmmm…
Oh yeah, and I’d have a lot more respect for Jamie Lynn if she gave the baby up for adoption to a mature, married couple who could offer the baby a stable family.
Jan 5th, 2008
Kyle
honestly this happens to so many people and i dont think this case was any surprise.
Jan 7th, 2008
T
againstthegrain, yea, I’ve made mistakes before, like forgetting to pay my phone bill on time, or overcooking my rack of lamb (what a disappointing meal that turned out to be), but no, I didn’t get pregnant by “mistake.”
Jan 10th, 2008
allison
way you wand too have a baby and live your frinds from pca they are like a famyly but a gueees you ae q good person no a guees that you sister it a crazzy womme so see a hope you get bettttter a relly wand too see zoey 1o1
Jan 21st, 2008
milly
hi jamie i lo ve good bye zoey
love yh lots
love milly xxxxxxxxxxx
Feb 3rd, 2008
stupid people
omg you guys are so gay my kids watch this show and look up to zoey.so grow up cause my kids and other kids know that it was wrong.Omg she made a mistake.not like any of you havent.
Feb 21st, 2008
idk
hi jamie i lo ve good bye zoey
love yh lots
Mar 10th, 2008
i hate that fucking show zoey101
zoey 101s boyfreind fucked and he fucked her hard and all of u out there who watch this stupid show is a dum ass
May 2nd, 2008
Smart People
Dear stupid people,
You have kids and you go around on the internet calling people gay and saying omg.
Jun 19th, 2008
JiN1337
You all are stupid, immature people. Leave it at that.
Aug 1st, 2008
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