Here Comes the Breakdown!
Tags: Britney Spears, hospitalized, police
The cops, a firetruck, two ambulances and a police helicopter all showed up on the scene last night when a visibly fucked-up Britney Spears refused to hand over the children to Kevin Federline at the appointed time. That means finally — the breakdown is fucking here! Woo! We’re really doing it, aren’t we, Harry? People magazine reports
Britney Spears was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital over night after police were called to her Studio City home. At around 8 p.m. police responded to a call “about a custodial dispute regarding Britney Spears’s children,” said LAPD officer Jason Lee. “While officers were on the scene, they observed Ms. Spears under the influence of an unknown substance,” Lee added. “She is now being taken in for an evaluation, more than likely to a hospital. There were no reported injuries to anyone involved including the children.” At one point, Spears was seen being taken to an ambulance on a gurney.
Ooh, it’s almost like waiting for a big fireworks display to go off! Hmm… well, maybe more like waiting for a tractor trailer full of pigs to overturn on the highway during rush hour. Still exciting, isn’t it? Further bulletins as events warrant!
UPDATE 1: Us Weekly says that Spears was designated a “special needs” patient, meaning “they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide… we watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.” But a staff member at Cedars-Sinai noted “nobody wanted to be Britney’s monitor last night… we got a call to go have someone sit with her, [but] none of us wanted to.” There were, of course, plenty of volunteers for the bed pan emptying and bed sore draining. Just not for the hanging out with Britney Spears.
UPDATE 2: Another source tells Us Weekly “They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics… [it was] a total psychotic breakdown. She just went crazy.”
The crazy unfolds (via the Daily Mail):
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Dragulf
I saw a website with almost 10,000 posts about this. Insane!
Jan 4th, 2008
abby
Posts, or comments? And then did you direct them here and to our sponsors in the sidebar on your right?
Jan 4th, 2008
Dragulf
p.s. Jayden was in the 2nd ambulance. and there were 3 police helicopters at once. Over a dozen cop cars.
Jan 4th, 2008
Dragulf
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SOURCE THAT IS INSIDE CEDARS-SINAI RIGHT NOW. THE SOURCE SAID THAT - WHILE BEING TRANSPORTED DOWN THE HALLWAY AFTER HER ARRIVAL - BRITNEY WAS SCREAMING THAT SHE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN “LET HIM HAVE MY BABIES.” AFTER REPEATEDLY SCREAMING THAT SHE WANTED TO DIE, BRITNEY WAS APPARENTLY RESTRAINED BY HOSPITAL STAFF AND MAY HAVE BEEN SEDATED.
Jan 4th, 2008
p0nk
maybe if she showed any interest in being an actual mom things could have gone differently. This is simply a spoiled rich girl throwing a hissy because she can’t have everything she wants.
Jan 4th, 2008
abby
Sorry this wasn’t up first thing this morning. Since I actually have custody of my kid, I had to get up and get him to school on time. No police choppers or fire trucks offered to take him for me. Fuckers.
Jan 4th, 2008
me
hehe….haha…..ahahaha…..AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Finally the bitch is realizing what a fuck up she has become.
Jan 4th, 2008
RichPort
I get a police escort everytime I take my kid to school. Ok fine, we usually rob the local bodega first, but still…
Jan 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
If I said I was praying for Lardy here, would anybody believe that was anything but sarcastic?
Jan 4th, 2008
RichPort
Next she’ll be seen walking out of the Hotel Nikko with that EMT is pic #3.
Jan 4th, 2008
p0nk
y’know. when i saw that huckabee won in Iowa last night, i wanted to do the same thing.
Jan 4th, 2008
p0nk
wait… a police helicopter? wtf?! did they think she was going to pull an OJ? ala white bronco leaving a trail of cheetos dust and a squadron of police cars down the 405 holding Jayden hostage? xrist that would have been a sight! Might have to start dressing in tinfoil.
Jan 4th, 2008
abby
Finally, I’ll get to debut my tinfoil smoking jacket with matching ascot! I’ve been waiting for just the right time to wow my friends with that ensemble. Won’t the girls at the WIC office be jealous!
Jan 4th, 2008
RichPort
She is the ultimate Beerly Hillbilly.
Jan 4th, 2008
RichPort
BEVERLY Hillbilly…
And I am the ultimate tpyist.
Jan 4th, 2008
Moreaces
Well, I guess she can kiss those kids good by along with a large portion of her money going to the Fed’ster
Jan 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
RichPort, I liked Beerly better anyway. You know what they say about if the shoe fits- or in her case if the natural ice is cold.
Jan 4th, 2008
bionic bunny
hmmm. if they called her in as a 51-50 (code for adult possible danger to herself or others), the the helicopters make sense. ALSO she’s supposed to be held for 72 hours in lock-down (psych.).
this will have some VERY interesting repercussions!!
and rich, i like beerly better, too. i think you should copyright that.
Jan 4th, 2008
Black And White
BS is a ~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club blackcentury.com. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…
Jan 9th, 2008
Orlando Price
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Nov 12th, 2008
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