It’s All Britney, All Day, Baby
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Further details have emerged as to what precipitated Britney Spears’ maniacal breakdown last night, and it seems all started with the court-appointed monitor calling the cops when Britney refused to hand over the boys. People magazine says
A source [says] it was the pop star’s court-appointed child monitor who called police. “She had already put Preston in the car when Britney locked herself in a room with Jayden,” says the source. “The cops came and got through the door and tied her down to a gurney.” Britney Spears was placed on [72-hour] lockdown for a mental evaluation Friday.
Curiously, blood tests indicate that Britney Spears was NOT under the influence of drugs or alcohol when she was physically removed from her home last night, meaning the hysterical laughter I mentioned before was of the straight-up lunatic variety. Hey, maybe being tied to a stretcher is funnier than it looks! How would you know? Maybe one of the EMT’s farted when he heaved the gurney into the back of the ambulance. Farts are funny! A source close to the Spears family told Life & Style
“Her blood test just came back, and, thank God, it was clean. There are no traces of drugs or alcohol of any kind.” This indicates that her odd behavior was not the result of substance abuse, as early reports suggested.
Somehow, that just makes it seem worse. Laughing maniacally and flailing around like a beached sturgeon is par for the course if you’ve scarfed down a quarter bag of mushrooms. If you’re stone cold sober and tripping the light fantastic, you’re staring down a lifetime of electroshock and penning your memoirs in your own feces on the padded walls of your cell.
UPDATE 1: Now with leg restraints!
UPDATE 2: Not the custody lock she was looking for! Us Weekly says her visitation rights have been “suspended pending further order of the court until January 14. There will then be a hearing to determine where the case goes.”
Video footage from last night:
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
LSD does not necessarily show up on tox screens- nor do any number of experimental substances freely available on the internet, and of course you can stir up quite a few different concoctions right at home in your bath tub that will FUUUUUCK you up.
‘08 is turning out even better than ‘07.
God bless you Lardy McCurdass. Thanks for stepping up to the plate.
Jan 4th, 2008
RichPort
Tied to a gurney… or as Brit calls it, Saturday night.
Jan 4th, 2008
p0nk
you suppose the folks at 4 Seasons are counting their lucky stars right now?
Jan 4th, 2008
me
This Britney stuff is depressing. We need some Kelly Brook boob to change the mood.
Jan 4th, 2008
spatz
at this point i just feel really sad for her… how can someone crash so hard and so fast? her life has all the makings of an incredible lifetime move.
Jan 4th, 2008
LRm216
I am not now, nor have I ever been a “Britney” fan. I am too old for that, but I pray for her that this be her bottom and with proper medical help, she can make her way back to sanity. The poor lost soul has had no one to DEMAND that something be done regarding her downward spiral. Her parents could have had her court-ordered for evaluation long before this. They have taken the easy way out by saying she wouldn’t cooperate. What the hell insane person cooperates????? Shame on them both.
Jan 4th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Although I think she should have been Tazered one or ten times.
Jan 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
Amen, slim. Amen.
Jan 4th, 2008
p0nk
lrm216, “…no one to demand something be done regarding her downward spiral.” are you fucking kidding me? she fired or disowned anybody that tried to keep her in check and there were many. she just didn’t want to hear it.
Jan 4th, 2008
LRm216
That’s correct pOnk - and just the more reason that her mother or father should have had her court ordered. Insane people don’t act sane, do they? She has been a threat both to herself and those kids all along. She was/is an accident waiting to happen.
Jan 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
Why is it everybody feels ’sorry’ for her? And why this sudden outrage that her ‘parents’ should have done something for her?
The only thing they ever did was pimp her and that other one out.
But,hey, at least that other one was never late for curfew.
Jan 4th, 2008
open mouth jones
But something else WAS late now wasn’t it?
I love this family. Entertainment rarely comes this cheap.
Jan 4th, 2008
p0nk
lrm, if you seriously think a court-ordered evaluation would have solved the problem, then YOU should have requested one. So now this is all your fault.
Jan 4th, 2008
mike g
If you want to see her in a better shape go to http://www.whyfame.com
Jan 4th, 2008
bionic bunny
i think i just said this, but an adult can’t just be checked into a psych unit without their cooperation.
they have to be a danger to themselves or others, and the CPS gal finally saw her moment.
the real problem is that if she acts “normal” or they put her on meds that seem to help, they have to let her go in 72 hours. it should put a fun kink in the visitation orders, though.
and, damn it, i hate to ruin everybody’s day, but they strap EVERYBODY to the gurney.but it IS extremely uncomfortable. and WHY does she seem to be naked?????
Jan 4th, 2008
p0nk
bunny, yes, i too didn’t want to ruin everybody’s fun by pointing out everybody must be strapped down when being transported via gurney.
i put a few appropriate sections of the California Mental Health Law on my blog p0nk.blogspot.com. Her parents had no more authority to get her involuntarily evaluated than the average citizen does.
Jan 4th, 2008
me
“and WHY does she seem to be naked?????”
Because its Britney bitch! Haha, she’s is actually (thankfully) clothed if you look at the other pics from the incedent.
Jan 4th, 2008
Kimberly
I second and third those who note that, while all agree that Britney could use a few restraints in her life, everyone gets strapped in for an ambulance ride. My only ambulance trip was due to an asthma attack and I was wrapped up good for that. Must be policy.
Jan 6th, 2008
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