Britney Released From Hospital, Boozing Again
Tags: Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears, hospital, meltdown, release
After screaming belligerently at the staff for hours on end, Britney Spears removed her own IV, packed up her crazy and checked herself out of Cedars-Sinai around 9:15 Saturday morning. And what’s even better than Lithium for treating Brit’s bipolar disorder? Why, booze, sillies! Four out of five doctors1 recommend it! People magazine reports
The pop star, accompanied by Finalpixx photographer Adnan Ghalib since a few hours after her release, popped into the Daily Grill in Palm Desert around 10 a.m. Sunday. Spears shielded herself behind large, dark sunglasses and “had a champagne mimosa to drink,” says the restaurant’s manager. “She seemed in a really good mood, laughing with the guy she was with.”
She stayed at the restaurant about an hour.
Britney Spears is one shrubbery fort and a pair of incisors away from becoming this decade’s Margot Kidder. Minus the savoir-faire and quiet dignity, of course. But that’s where the booze comes into play. Nothing classes up a dame like a case of Natty Light or a nice handle of Kentucky Bourbon. That’s why they call it “Finishing School in a Bottle.” Or maybe that was “finish school and get off the goddamn bottle you insufferable disappointment.” It was sometimes hard to understand what my dad was saying over the sound of my own vomit.
1Dr. Dre, Dr. No, Dr. Feelgood, and the Groove Doctors, respectively
More of Britney in the ambulance Thursday night:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Herman B
it sounds like she had an anxiety attack. she could probably use a drink after that.
Jan 7th, 2008
Jennie
Of course she’s fine. She just wants people to talk about her, since Jamie Lynn stole all the attention, that’s why she made all that drama.
Jan 7th, 2008
Dragulf
It was ALL FAKE!
Jan 7th, 2008
abby
I wish she would just light herself on fire already. Comically, of course. Like Richard Pryor.
Jan 7th, 2008
GloveSmack
This silly bitch doesn’t need therapy, she needs a good solid smack across her stupid face. It would not surprise me in the least that she had staged this whole thing for attention, given that idiot smile she had for the cameras in the back of the ambulance. “Look at me! Look at me! Everyone look at me!”
Jan 7th, 2008
agita
Faker than her extensions…g’olleee.
Jan 7th, 2008
p0nk
hide the umbrellas!
Jan 7th, 2008
open mouth jones
I guess I need to chnage her name from Lardy McCurdass to Drunky McCrazier-Than-A-Shithouse-Rat.
Jan 7th, 2008
sonya
She look’s like Jabba’s bride when she does her face like that.
Jan 7th, 2008
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