Dr. Phil Cashes In
Tags: Britney Spears, dr. phil, intervention, jamie spears, Lynne Spears
Dr. Phil McGraw showed up Cedars-Sinai Saturday morning to counsel the recently hospitalized Britney Spears. And I meant “counsel” in the literal form of the word, from the Latin consilium meaning “try to capitalize on others’ misfortunes and then exploit them for ratings.” Maslow and Jung can kiss his big Texan ass! According to People magazine
In a statement to Entertainment Tonight, McGraw said: “My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning in at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention. She was released moments before my arrival and was packing when I entered the room. We visited for about an hour before I walked with her to her car.”
Dr. Phil is devoting his Monday taping to the pop star’s problems. The show will air [Tuesday].
But it seems that nobody alerted Britney to his impending arrival, and she didn’t so much “chat with him” as “completely ignore him as he chased behind her still running his flap.” According to TMZ
Cedars Sinai Medical Center let Dr. Phil go up to Britney Spears’ room without her prior knowledge or consent. Britney had no idea Dr. Phil was coming to her room and indeed when he walked in she became agitated and walked out. The show wanted to book Brit for a TV intervention that is being taped on Monday. We’re told she wants nothing to do with it, and the show will not have her on.
Who, oh, who could have possibly orchestrated this, then? Did you guess “the same woman who sold out her other teenage daughter’s illegitimate pregnancy to the tabloids?” Well, you’d be right!
We’re also told Brit’s parents, who wanted Dr. Phil to visit Britney, had agreed at least initially to be on the program.
It takes a special woman to knowingly shove her children down the gullet of the Great Satan and then wait for him to start shitting dollar bills. It also takes a special woman to wander the parking lot of the Phillips 66 in a mesh tube top and offer head to the next syphilitic trucker she sees for a finsky and a smoke. Coincidence? Find out on Tuesday’s all-new Dr. Phil!
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Match.cum.
Seriously, I got nothing. This guy and his drawl make me wanna kick him in the balls repeatedly with a steel toed boot. I bet his wife refuses him sex nightly.
Jan 7th, 2008
abby
I’m ashamed to say I once liked the man. I’ll still hold some of his advice true to my heart, like “you can’t take a rattlesnake on a roller coaster and expect him to bake you a cake.” It’s so true!
Jan 7th, 2008
agita
Fat rattlesnake couldn’t fit in a rollercoaster but sure could squeeze his way into some lurid publicity, couldn’t he?
Jan 7th, 2008
p0nk
Jerry Springer has more integrity than this sap.
Jan 7th, 2008
sonya
I’m proud to say I’ve never watched him. He always reminded me of the Wienerschnitzel hot dog guy, in his later years.
Jan 7th, 2008
Dragulf
The sad part is when people call him a “doctor.” Hohan is more of a doctor than he is.
Jan 8th, 2008
Black And White
Oh, have heard of his name for long. But didn’t know himself. He did a great job in this music. I know his songs are widely welcome at the interracial dating club blackcentury.com. Many girls love it very much.
Jan 9th, 2008
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