Nicole Kidman Really Truly Really Pregnant
Tags: Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, pregnant
It’s confirmed — recent box office poison Nicole Kidman is officially pregnant. OK! Magazine says
After weeks of speculation, Nicole Kidman has confirmed the good news that she and her husband, country music superstar Keith Urban, are expecting their first child together! “The couple are thrilled,” a rep for the actress tells OK!.
I’m sure Keith Urban celebrated the good news by inhaling an eight ball and drunkenly tag-teaming two underage models. Nicole, on the other hand, probably got more Botox and another coating of pureed baby foreskins spackled to her face. Soon, those stem cells will be hers — all hers! Looks like harvest season’s coming early this year, my pretties.
Nicole and Goldenrod leaving the Art Gallery of New South Wales Friday:
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nordo
I predict her face will crumble and crack during childbirth
Jan 8th, 2008
BarbadoSlim
And per recent Box_Office performance, NO ONE will attend the birth.
Jan 8th, 2008
p0nk
which further proves that TCLTC
Jan 8th, 2008
dillthedevil
Anyone else concerned that she’ll eat the child immediately after it’s birthed, in order to devour it’s life-essence and preserve her chillingly flawless facade?
Jan 9th, 2008
Mjoy
Urban has “user face” - looks like twenty miles of bad road…
Jan 9th, 2008
bionic bunny
with her smooth, waxy skin, and lack of facial expression, perhaps she’ll give birth to a box of votive candles?
Jan 9th, 2008
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Jun 1st, 2009
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