Quickies: You Already Know The Answer
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Is that triple-reinforced crotch panels I see? Why, it must be Lindsay Lohan! (Websters)
How many Japanese horror films does it take to change a light bulb? Three! One to change it, and two to finish wiping and hand the script to Eric Valette. (Pajiba)
Why are Christina Aguilera’s eyes so disgustingly puffy and fat? (MollyGood)
So it’s Buddha’s fault Courtney Love looks that way? (Ayyyy!)
Yeah, I get it, but what would happen if Mariah Carey had to sing a duet with a mirror? I just blew your fuckin’ minds, didn’t I? (Tasteful Celebs)
Why settle with one Seinfeld lawsuit when you can have matching his ‘n’ hers? (Defamer)
Did Britney Spears really think adopting a British accent made her seem sane again? (Best Week Ever)
It looks like Brad Pitt is finally pregnant with Angelina’s fifth child. So where do they keep his testicles, exactly? (Gabsmash)
Is $3.99 US too much to pay to see Heidi Montag’s fake-ass fake tits in cheap lingerie? (Hollywood Headache)
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
for $3.99 i expect her to be self-inflating.
Jan 8th, 2008
CruisingforCock
Take pics of her..fine but an interview….she makes me so piss off!
Jan 8th, 2008
Black And White
sexy! I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. It is said that she had a profile there
Jan 9th, 2008
p0nk
oh for xrist sake, is there no escaping these illiterate spammers? My goal for next month is $10 million.
Jan 9th, 2008
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