Quickies: Fat Units

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Britney Spears’ family goes on television to make a public statement about how Dr. Phil betrayed their trust by making a public statement. Hello, pot? It’s the kettle calling! (Jossip)

New and improved Janet Jackson, now 100% polystyrene! (popbytes)

Kim Cattrall makes Bridget Jones’ undies look like a damn g-string. (The Blemish)

Penelope Cruz works a teeny bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Jessica Alba calls Zac Efron a pussy. I’m guessing Zac cried into his pillow and threw his feathered pumps in outrage. (Pretty Boring)

I’m sure Amy Fisher’s sex tape has a facial at the end, but not the disfiguring gunshot kind we were hoping for. (About: Celebrity Gossip)

If that’s all it takes to sue Lindsay Lohan, us bloggers need a class action lawsuit for the emotional distress of having to write about her every goddamn day. (Websters)

Megan Fox likes sex! And I like Megan Fox! It’s a total win-win! (Fatback)

Super-sexy Kylie Minogue black and whites for your hump day. (Bastardly)

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2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    “hump day” always sounds like so much more fun than it really is. *sigh*

  2. Black And White

    But who knows she had a profile at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so

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