Jan 10, 2008
Kirsten Dunst Is A Knock-Out
Tags: hilary clinton, Kirsten Dunst, new hampshire primary
Just look at that smile! Hilary Clinton can barely contain her glee at winning New Hampshire’s first-in-the-nation primary yesterday. Or else her sodium levels are too high and her mucous membranes are starting to curl up on themselves like a slug on a salt lick. All in all, though, I have to admit — not too shabby for a sixty year-old sea donkey. With those Risky Businesses there she could almost pass for Kirsten Dunst’s twin sister or something.
Kirsten in Hollywood Tuesday:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
me
If I had her teeth, I’d smile like that too.
Jan 10th, 2008
open mouth jones
It’s a sad day when fucking Madonna looks like a ‘glamour’ model compared to someone like 15-20 years her junior. Kirsten, you may be a ‘real’ woman, but the day will come, all too soon, when you are scraping your tits off the pavement with a spatula. Gravity is NOT your friend. And apparently neither is your face.
Jan 10th, 2008
RichPort
She just won’t be aging well.
Jan 10th, 2008
p0nk
i thought jessica tandy was dead.
Jan 10th, 2008
sonya
Leave her alone. She’s picking last night’s meal from her fangs.
Jan 10th, 2008
nordo
Bacall was just having a bad day
Jan 10th, 2008
RichPort
I bet when she shivers she slices her bottom lip to ribbons…
Jan 10th, 2008
p0nk
lmfao rico
Jan 10th, 2008
Dragulf
Abby is subtly telling us she wants to knock out Kirsten’s teeth with a hammer.
Jan 10th, 2008
sonya
I hear she’s also a great can-opener–just slam a can into her teeth, and twist her ear!
Jan 10th, 2008
Melissa Maples
*waiting for the “I got ya hammer right here” jokes*
Jan 11th, 2008
Black And White
But who knows she had a profile at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so
Jan 11th, 2008
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