Pamela Anderson Is Pregnant
Tags: Pamela Anderson, pregnant, Rick Salomon
Penis punching bag Pamela Anderson is knocked up with soon-to-be ex-husband Rick Saloman’s baby. TMZ says
The divorce between Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon is back on and Pam is pregnant! Sources [says] she is now moving forward with the divorce even though she’s pregnant with his baby. Salomon… believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage.
No doubt about it — Pam’s got to be pregnant. Just look at that with-child glow! I bet even the Virgin Mary herself didn’t look as radiant when she was carrying the Christ. Of course, the Virgin Mary’s liver probably functioned at more than 30% capacity and she didn’t ingest nearly the volume of semen on a daily basis, so it’s kind of like comparing apples and oranges. Well… more like “apples and one of those shriveled up and puckered old hot dogs that got stuck in the bottom of the rotating grill at the 7-11 back in May and fossilized under the heat lamp because the foreign guy behind the counter was too lazy to clean it up.” I dare you to eat it!
Pam terrorizing the locals on Monday:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
You can get pregnant anally? If that’s the case, Lindsey Lohan is gonna have septuplets.
Jan 10th, 2008
abby
Giving birth anally — now that’s another story.
Jan 10th, 2008
RichPort
I’ve seen Seal’s kids… I have a sneaky suspicion that’s how Hedi Klum gave birth.
Jan 10th, 2008
nordo
It’s just her way of having a liver transplant available
Jan 10th, 2008
freda
sick of this woman’s drama also…maybe we could send her and brit to the other end of the universe…could we please??
Jan 10th, 2008
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y would she want to call an divorce if she know if u fuck u gonna get pregnant and thenm wen she find out she wanna get back togather i think that is kus dumb,… 2 be honest with u like really…. who would do that..?? i woudnt. would u
Jan 10th, 2008
Black And White
But who knows she had a profile at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so
Jan 11th, 2008
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