Amy Winehouse Enjoys Fine Dining

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Amy Winehouse doesn’t just have a penchant for cocaine and heroin; the British songstress also has a taste for some of the finer things in life. Like fine dining, for example. The Daily Mail quotes her as saying

“I went to a restaurant recently and my friend was like, ‘Do you remember the last time we were here? The head waiter carried you but you were trying to punch and kick us’. [I know] I’m a terrible drunk… but there are [still] certain instances where I’ll… come to work and be like, ‘Listen, if you want to have a nice day, please get me some alcohol’.”

Funny, I say the same thing when I get to work. Only I say it into a mirror. The one over my bed. And then I point my fingers like a gun and give myself a little wink and grab the bottle of scotch off the floor and start typing.1 Yep, I’d say Amy Winehouse and I have just about the coolest fucking jobs in the world. Suckas!

1Maybe I put pants on; maybe I don’t. It’s a mystery!

Amy getting gussied up for a conjugal with Blake Fielder-Civil:

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Gypsy looking bitch.

  2. abby

    Is that eye of newt in her mouth?

  3. p0nk

    if that isn’t the most beautiful specimen of womanhood ever, i’m not Pete Doherty.

  4. sonya

    Give her a sugar cube, maybe she’ll go away.

  5. bionic bunny

    only if its spiked with LSD.

  6. Jesus H, somebody please dye her hair dark again. I thought she looked awful before, but this, this is… too much.

  7. Black and White

    She looks absolutely gorgeous in that dress and in that bikini picture. There is no such thing as a perfect body.I have ever seen her hot video at blackcentury.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate
    interracial kiss it is after seening it

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