Britney’s Baby-Hungry
Tags: Britney Spears, jayden james, sean preston
Despite initial reports that Jayden James and Sean Preston were okay, Britney’s little boys didn’t go entirely unscathed during her little meltdown last week. Not just the emotional scars, either. Us Weekly says
When police arrived at Britney Spears’ Beverly Hills home on Jan. 3 to investigate her custody dispute with Kevin Federline, they discovered that her youngest son Jayden James had at least one bite and several bruises on his body. After [noting] the bite mark and bruises on the child, police were told… that older brother Sean Preston [was the one who] bit him.
Likely story. Sounds a lot better than Britney mistaking him for a giant marshmallow-covered pork chop, which is probably what actually happened. I imagine a lot of hand rubbing and salivating and a Fat Bastard-style “Get in mah bell-ay!” as she chased him around to some Benny Hill sketch music with a crazed look in her eye and a fork and knife in either hand.
Wait for the 1:02 mark in the video above to watch Britney chuck her lit cigarette at the gas pump three feet away from her car.
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p0nk
an understandable mistake, when dressed in his pj’s, he looks just like a cheeto.
Jan 11th, 2008
sonya
Pigs in a blanket?
Jan 11th, 2008
Aerobella
“Top of the world mom!” Boom.. James Cagney in White Heat.. another engaging bit of White Heat movie trivia..
Under the cover of an approaching storm, they start packin’ to leave for Los Angeles after Happy announces that he has heard a weather report on the radio. He is slugged and threatened for disobeying Cody’s orders: “I told you to keep away from that radio. If that battery is dead, it’ll have company.” A suitcase full of twenty-dollar bills is opened and checked on Cody’s bed. Verna is tempted by the loot and puts her arms around Cody’s neck:
Verna: Why don’t ya keep it all?…Why don’t ya? We could travel, buy things. That’s what money’s for. I’d look good in a mink coat, honey.
Cody: You’d look good in a shower curtain.
Jan 12th, 2008
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