Katie Holmes was interviewed on “Good Morning America” yesterday, and host Diane Sawyer asked all the hard-hitting questions you’d expect of a journalist. Except for the ones having anything to do with Scientology, contractual agreements, or being the surrogate for the demon seed of L. Ron Hubbard. Page Six says

“GMA” host Diane Sawyer asked Holmes only inoffensive questions about her hair, her clothes, her baby and her new movie. Incredibly, she never even brought up Andrew Morton’s controversial new book, “Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography.”

The network [went into] full damage-control, [with the] “GMA” executive producer [insisting] there was no agreement to avoid the touchy subject. He [claimed] he’d planned for the segment to delve into the personal lives of Cruise and Holmes, but after nearly eight minutes of light banter, called for the segment to end.

I imagine if the topic had been broached, Katie would have just put her hands to either side of her head to fluff her coif, waved an acrylic tipped finger at Diane and said, “That is not a topic. You want I should give you a topic? Here’s your topic: Scientology is neitha a science nor an ology. Discuss.” I can’t imagine you’d steal Linda Richman’s signature look without lifting a couple of her round table techniques, too.

Like buttah at the ABC Studios yesterday:

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