Jan 15, 20087
Paris Eats It
Tags: night club, Paris Hilton
The only way this video could be any more awesome is if when Paris Hilton eats it getting out of her car up there, she landed on land mine filled with fire ants and cobras instead of just the sidewalk. I’d also accept a land mine made of feces and rusted nails or one filled with buzz saws and napalm. But you know how that old saying goes — you can shit in one hand and hope in the other and see which fills up first. On the plus side, you’d be one handful closer to finally making that turd and nail bomb we were just talking about.
January whoring it up in Hollywood last week:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I read the headline thinking, you can take the whore out of the cock, but you can never take the cock out of the whore… but seeing her fall instead is fun too.
Jan 15th, 2008
abby
I wish she had just spontaneously combusted.
Jan 15th, 2008
RichPort
With a can of gasoline, a few matches, and a devilish sneer, I can make he intentionally combust.
Jan 15th, 2008
open mouth jones
The fact that she didn’t accidentally fall on to a waiting penis astounds me.
Jan 15th, 2008
nordo
Whore never looked better
Jan 15th, 2008
syd
OMG, the way she just drops…
I have to see it again.
Jan 15th, 2008
p0nk
i had no idea herpes was such a crippling disease.
Jan 15th, 2008
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