Tom Cruise Is Crazy… In Love
Tags: jennifer garner, Katie Holmes, scientology, Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise’s acceptance speech for the Scientologist IAS Freedom Medal of Valor in 2006 has made its way online, and is of course being yanked as fast as it’s put up, probably because the highlights include him saying:
A Scientologist… has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions.
Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident… you know you have to do something about it because you know you’re the only one that can really help.
We are the authorities on getting people off drugs, we are the authorities on the mind, we are the authorities on improving conditions.
We can rehabilitate criminals.
I have to tell you something – it is rough and tumble, and it’s wild and woolly, and it’s a blast, it’s a blast.
Coincidentally, more details are being leaked from Andrew Morton’s unauthorized biography that somehow make Tom sound even more fucking insane than he does in the above video clip. Like this little tidbit, via Us Weekly
Before his whirlwind romance with Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise tried wooing Jennifer Garner. In Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography, Morton writes that Cruise left messages on the Alias star’s voice mail in 2004 asking “if she knew what freedom was,” but his advances were rebuffed.
What the hell kind of pickup line is that? That’s goddamn terrifying. He might as well have left a message saying “I once killed a drifter to get an erection” or “I like to see how close I can swing a fireplace poker to your head without bashing your skull in while you’re sleeping.” That kind of talk usually doesn’t get you anything but a trip to police station and a restraining order.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
iheartlasagne
This is truly fucking retarded. He just goes on and on about ‘it’, it just confuses me. I was told I need to read Dianetics to understand…No thanks! Anywho, your comments were fucking hilarious, totally put things in perspective for me.
Jan 15th, 2008
RichPort
And of course by it’s a blast, he means his preferred remedy for dry facial skin.
Jan 15th, 2008
me
Somebody should ask Katie if she knows what freedom is.
Jan 15th, 2008
sonya
TCICILWTC
Jan 15th, 2008
RichPort
That took me minute sonya.
Jan 15th, 2008
p0nk
lmfao sonya, i had to go back up and read the headline to decode, but so worth it.
…and because it can’t be said enough, TCLTC
Jan 15th, 2008
Veggi
It’s fucking cold here and I’m sober. Can you impove THOSE conditions Tom? Can ya?
Jan 15th, 2008
RichPort
He looks like the cat that swallowed the cumary…
Jan 15th, 2008
p0nk
Veggi!!! good to see you again.
Jan 15th, 2008
bionic bunny
out of sheer boredom, started reading the book last night. only up to “risky business” so far.
can’t say morton is the best writer in the world, but he beats all hell out of elron!
oh, and just because everybody else is jumping off the bridge:
TCLTC!
Jan 15th, 2008
abby
Sorry about leaving off the “order” up there. Scientology made me do it.
Jan 15th, 2008
open mouth jones
I will refrain from commenting on Crazy Cruise, as I am fear for my life if he finds me. I’m scared.
Jan 15th, 2008
sue
pernicious is what it is. silly man…
Jan 16th, 2008
moviewatcher
He is probably a nice guy but he just freaks me out
Jan 16th, 2008
Aerobella
Scientology gets the unbelieving in by confessing their sins and opening up and really taking themselves to task for being greedy, selfish, lazy, gluttonous.. etc Christianity without results and Christ.. to a small box in a room with monitors and helpful pals.. Blah blah. You don’t go to church..Um,? You really kinda cut out Christ and just improve yourself with pals.. and a silly In the Begining story.
Jan 16th, 2008
abby
Only it’s WAAAYY more expensive, and they videotape your confessions and then blackmail you with ‘em. It’s a wee bit different from the Jesus way, but I see your point.
Jan 16th, 2008
psilocybe
fuck tom cruise and katie holmes she must be retarded or some shit shes with a guy whos religion is based on the srambled ramblings of a cenile el ron hubbard…….fuck scientoligist the world over
Jan 24th, 2008
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