Amy Winehouse to Divorce?
Tags: Amy Winehouse, prison, split

Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake “Hold My Pocket” Fielder-Civil has been kicking around the idea of a divorce, thanks in part to his mommy dearest. Female First says
Blake is under pressure from his mother to sever all ties with Amy. [Amy's dad] said in an interview: “Blake threatened to issue divorce proceedings when they were having a row. Unfortunately, Blake is influenced by things his mother has said. I think [his mother] wants them to divorce, but it’s up to them. From Amy’s point of view, she would stick by him not matter what. But he has said things like, ‘I want a divorce’.”
[His mother] recently said: “Amy’s husband is in jail and she’s cavorting with an old boyfriend [while vacationing in the Caribbean]. What’s she playing at?” A source added: “The Blake and Amy situation is imploding. Blake has been listening to his mother, and he’s been hot and cold with Amy when they do meet.
Blake Fielder-Civil’s career highlights include being a junkie dealer, throwing “wild self-mutilation parties” and guzzling prison hooch, so I can totally see why his mother thinks he’s too good for Amy. If he could just get the leeching off her paychecks out of his system, maybe he could find a nice boy to spend the rest of his life with. Like a white-collar criminal, for example. “Mr. 49 Felony Counts of Fraud and Forgery by an Insurance Professional” could be just around the corner at the next group shower or mandatory delousing. It’s not like romance goes around looking for you, you know. Sometimes you have to go out there in prison yard and find it yourself.
Amy en route to the premiere of “Sweeney Todd” in London:

10 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
Abby, my darling genius, won’t you hold MY pocket?
Jan 16th, 2008
abby
With pleasure…
Jan 16th, 2008
sonya
She looks like like a really bad drag version of Carmen Miranda. Ole’!
Jan 16th, 2008
sonya
like like! Apparently I’m a Valley girl now.
Jan 16th, 2008
p0nk
the plot to this story is so unbelievable on so many levels, it would make a good Hills episode.
Jan 16th, 2008
bionic bunny
“AAAAAAWWWW, RICKEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!
if she’s carmen miranda, then her banana deflated.
Jan 17th, 2008
RichPort
With that face and those bananas, she looks like a possesed albino chimp.
Jan 17th, 2008
p0nk
jeeeezuz rich, you’re right. the missing link!
Jan 17th, 2008
RichPort
More like the missing tooth p0nk…
Jan 17th, 2008
mike g
To see Amy doing coke on stage go to http://www.WhyFame.com…nasty
Jan 18th, 2008
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