Britney Likes Naked Shopping, Dressing Room Sex, Getting Pregnant
Tags: Adnan Ghalib, betsey johnson, Britney Spears, pregnancy test, pregnant
You might remember that Britney Spears was photographed shopping in a Los Angeles Rite-Aid at one in the morning the same day she was supposed to show in court for her child custody hearing (she never actually made it in). Well, Britney fan site Breathe Heavy has footage of what she was shopping for in Rite-Aid that day. Can you guess what’s in Britney’s hand in the above picture? Is it:
1.) Boil-Ease
2.) Shotgun shells
3.) Ben and Jerry’s “Chunky Monkey”
I’m sorry, but I’m afraid that is incorrect! Ms. Spears is actually in possession of one over-the-counter pregnancy test. I guess she wanted to make sure that earlier dressing-room fuck with Adnan at the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks took. Page Six says
Spears grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Ghalib. Moments later, she came out completely naked. “I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee [said.] “I grabbed a dress to cover her, and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you [bleep]ing come near me!’ . . . Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.” When the lovebirds stumbled out, “I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, ‘[bleep] you!’ and left the store.”
Oh, yeah, she’s the next Princess Di, alright. Now that she has the British accent and foreign boyfriend, all she’s missing is the crown. Princess Di shaved her own head and choked to death on a chalupa in front of a Taco Bell, right? I thought so. Yeah, they’re like goddamn twins or something.
Princess Di Britney in cutoffs and cystic acne:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
p0nk
i’m surprised she didn’t take the pregnancy test right there in the aisle.
Jan 16th, 2008
abby
I bet she didn’t didn’t want to get piss on her fancy jeans.
Jan 16th, 2008
Maxi
Where is Jared Leto
Jan 16th, 2008
open mouth jones
Uhm, just one thing to say, Curdy McCrazy’s “private parts” haven’t been “private” for over a year. I almost know her roast beef labia better than my own.
Jan 16th, 2008
RichPort
I have to say, her “Joy from My Name Is Earl” look is starting to give me wood. I mean, fuck, I have a camera too.
Jan 16th, 2008
sonya
It amazes me that none of the idiots at the store thought to tell her to get out or to call the cops on her 5150 ass.
Jan 16th, 2008
p0nk
and now she’s supposedly converting to Islam for Gonads? As if he was a vestibule of virtue and fortitude or morality. This can’t end good. People will die, I only hope to god she doesn’t pull off some amazing feat and manage to take somebody else with her.
Jan 16th, 2008
sonya
If she does convert to Islam, she’d probably cut holes in her burqa to make sure her ladyparts hang out.
Jan 16th, 2008
moviewatcher
We all know she wants people to speculate. She loves the press because she obviously could have had some one else purchase the kit or take a test at her doctor’s office. They are both idiots.
Jan 16th, 2008
bionic bunny
naw, she’s WAY too far gone. i agree, this is going to end badly.
Jan 17th, 2008
UR FKD' DD
HEY I’D FUCK HER AGAIN……’CAUSE DAT BIZZZNITCH IS A KRAZZZZY FREAK IN BED!!! I GOTZ SOME FACIAL CREAM FOR HER ZITS TOO.
Jan 24th, 2008
marlow
I think this country is way too uptight about the naked body and I thank Brit for her efforts to lead the way in changing the way we think.
Feb 25th, 2008
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