Matthew McConaughey’s Girlfriend Is Pregnant

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Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend of a year Camila Alves is three months pregnant with their first child. McConaughey writes on his personal site (NOT making this up, via Us Weekly)

“my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together… its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. we are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father, and [shepherding] him or her through this life… thanks for bein fans of me and my work and now this new and miraculous chapter in my life, as me and Camila and our child do our best to just keep livin…

wow, McConaughey”

Interestingly, he wrote the whole thing from the back of a pickup using a only a hayseed, a quarter bag of bud, and an empty two-liter of Sun Drop. Somebody else played the banjo and held his shirt for him.

Vintage McConaughey for my ladies:

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. All I have to say Matt has tiny little T-Rex arms. Odd that he can type with those little stubby things.
    Seriously, it’s on youtube and cracks me up.

  2. I’ve seen that! Nothing against t-rexes, of course.

  3. …as me and Camila and our child do our best to just keep livin…

    that’s right matt, when life seems to have taken a dump on you no matter where you turn, you just have to do your best to just keep livin. Thanks for stepping up to the plate and showing us what a pillar of perseverance through tribulation you have been. It truly gives us all hope.

  4. I would nail her like a drunken carpenter.

  5. i love illegitimate, bastard hollywood babies/accidents nobody wanted. so cute!

  6. wait…I thought I was going to be the one impregnated with his hillbilly sperm.Something’s not right here…

  7. You’re welcome. ;)

  8. Mmm, vintage McConaugHEYYYY!(insert sista intonation)

  9. I for one, am also “stoked and wowed” I thought shirtless hillbilly belonged to a different club

  10. lordy, i hope they wash the baby regularly, at least. ugh.

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